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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nigella Lawson- would you?

If not why not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:39, 239 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Why yes
I would cancel all her Carry On excuses for cookery programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)
No.
Because.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)
no
why would you?

Also, just seen Josh Groggan on Buzzcocks. Totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Why wouldn't I?
Of course I would. After I'd had a go on Fiona Bruce though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I think I could wipe the smirk off Fiona's face

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
I won't go into what Fiona would have to wipe off her face after I'd finished with her.
This is a family website after all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
I'd not be wasting anything on her face
Although sadly the way I feel at the moment it'd be snot.

Saltaire, Mr Dozer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Saltaire is a no dude, sorry, It's a schoolnight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Hey, well
I'm office based from January so it'll be a bit easier for me to get into town and size up pub quiz possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)
You could play the Crimewatch theme just as you're getting near the vinegar strokes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Antiques Roadshow these days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Nah, it doesn't have the same stirring mood.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Nearly but not quite.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
Mastermind theme on the vinegar stroke
That'd be good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
I've started so I'll finish etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
What's your 'specialist subject'?
Fnarr.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Google suggest "Josh Groban"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
i could have misheard

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
anything is possible I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
too busy drooling

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)
haaaaaahaha
I quite like John Mayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
*googles*
in some pictures, yes, in others he looks plasticy like an melty android
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
he's a doucher but hot and makes great music and is amazing in concert

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
i am not aware of his work

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
this is off his new album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7zB6raFCc4

love it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
hmm
not my kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
oh wow, what is more your thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I currently have a thing for arcade fire

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I've never actually sat and listened to them. Am doing so now.
How do you feel about Interpol?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Not one I've listened to a lot
but I like what I have heard

If you like arcade fire and cool things and you have Google Chrome, go to Wilderness Downtown. It's very very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Don't have Google Chrome, totally out of the loop on the latest geek things.
I like them well enough. Not sure if it's something I'd listen to often.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
download it and watch
it's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Arcade Fire ripped off their entire thing from A Silver Mt Zion.
Observe:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SvQVNgC90&feature=fvst
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I like this
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)
They are a side project of GYBE!
And are rather good. See what I mean about Arcade Fire ripping them off?

That track was released about 2001.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'm gonna use the phrase
'influenced by' and appreciate them both
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Arcade Fire MASSIVELY ripped them off
And nobody else cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I quite like John Mayall.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
But not Rik.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Yes
But then, I'd do a nanny goat if someone held it's head.

Busy on another forum ruminating about our chances in Melbourne.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
I think I would if I was a bloke, yes
She can cook and she's a juicy brunette.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
You would if you were a woman, which you are.
Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Homey don't play dat no mo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Awwwww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Do you like Natalie Imbruglia?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Likely
He's already shown he has poor taste

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
That song plagiarising woman is all that is wrong and unholy with this world!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Didn't she try to pass of 'Torn'
as her own work?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
This is superb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnUB9bUm-E
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
She'd be fucking 'torn' if I got hold of her, I tells ya.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Oh well, there's your djtp sandwich off the menu then!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I don't know,
I've never imbrugled.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
No, I like them more butch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
interesting
I think if I were to be with a girl she'd have to be a femme.
Because if I wanted to be with a boy, I'd choose one that was born with a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Transgenderist!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
I just like people who play with gender roles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I quite like gay men. Which is completely stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I have a soft spot for trannies : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I feel sorry for them and embarrassed in equal measures.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
I want to shout at them "YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE A GIRL" or "THAT OUTFIT IS HIDEOUS"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
I thought I looked nice
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
while you look smokin'
your outfit totally doesn't match
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Blame the missus, she dressed me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
tell her to at least make sure your tights match the skirt ffs
worst tranny dresser ever
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Bless her, she was young

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I'm not really keen on the ones who end up looking like their grandmothers on testosterone.
I like the ones who play on the fact they do look like men in women's clothing and have fun with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
oh man, super hot episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl when the dude dressed up in her lingerie and they had sex
was omfg hawt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I like men that are balding.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
I love baldies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
2 of my friends are 21, and both have early pattern baldness.
I probably shouldn't find this as funny as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
not when your tights don't match your skirt

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Once again, this wasn't my fault!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
you have EYES

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XrZjPUvmJo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z5mPOqyTlo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
That got 2.3 seconds of my time, Kringle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
And again
I bring you:-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_County

Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Ever seen Don Letts' 'Punk Rock Movie'?
Great live footage from the 'Wayne County' days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Yes
Letts is talking about his career on 6 Music sometime in the next few days.

Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
I nearly killed him once,
walking down Old Street not paying attention, I nearly knocked him in front of a car. Whilst I was apologising I realised who it was and my apology suddenly became a lot more genuine.

Then I remembered 'Big Audio Dynamite' and ran him over in a steamroller*

*QOTW LIAR IN FULL EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Had 'im in the back of me taxi once
Decent geezer until he he started on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
In the biblical sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Can one 'start on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik'
in a biblical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
There must be some sort of biblical damnation
Which applies.

Why is Tony James still alive when far better men have died?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Incontrovertible proof that karma is nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I've done a bit of Karma tonight.
I've taught Willenium about Tommy Bolin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Have you
heard the remixed 'Come Taste The Band' that everyone is raving about?

I haven't yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
No
Not my favourite DP album by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
In Rock for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Yes
And Machinehead - the real DP.

But by hell they've strolled through a lot of sounds from Electric Folk (Book of Taliesin) to Jazz Funk (PerfectStrangers).
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Yo Daddio-
Deep Purple are WACK.

The only good thing is when they get referred to as DP.

Pornlolz FTMFW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Martin Degville is a complete fucking 'helmand province' as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Then there's "Billy"
The King Rocker himself...cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
One of my college pals'
best mates was a gofer for Idol in the 90s. My friend went into the studio where he was 'working' on another heap of shit. The word came down from the control room that 'Billy wants some more coke' - this chap phoned in a delivery and proceeded to nick half of each wrap. My pal said 'surely he'll notice that you've clearly robbed him?' only to be told 'Fuck off! He's never seen a real gram in his life'.

/boring druglolz yarn
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Yes
She's 50, and I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Until her teeth rattled.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
You big romantic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I'm like a modern-day Wordsworth.

Only more romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Lusty is a very lucky woman : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
We're going to her work's do tomorrow.
Free bar all night. Let's see if she agrees with you on Friday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Stay off the MDs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Yeah, they're a bunch of pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
A complete impossibility.
I'm bloody catering for three of her colleagues as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Catering?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
What're you feeding them?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Escobar Surprise

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Does this just involve you throwing extrememly concentrated coke in their face and screaming 'SURPRISE!'?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Hahaha!
I'm sure you'll behave.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
No he won't.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Well no he won't.
I was just trying my Jedi mind trick on him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You'll be better off treating him like a naughty little puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Looking stern while repeating your a very bad boy and then giving up because he's so cute and cuddly that you can't be mad at him for long?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Hahaha awww
It does make it harder to forgive him when he's weeing on the carpet or has his nose in a woman's crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Isn't that ALL THE TIME?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
NOOOOOOEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
How goes it sexy face?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Stunning, unbelievable and brilliant all over thanks, my fuzzy twisty darlin'.
I have a seemingly limitless supply of natural mood-boosters swimming through my veins.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
You've been eating too much snow again haven't you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
IT'S LIKE FROZEN CRACK

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
The yellow stuff outside Monty's
is actually 80% frozen crack.

The rest is Chateau d'Yquem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I fell in a snowdrift earlier :(

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
This amuses for me for reasons I can't quite fathom.
Weren't you all frolic and caper this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Yes, and this evening too
I'm a sucker for dancing through unstepped-in snow. It wasn't a snow covered hill as I thought, it was just a big pile of snow. It went down the back of my jeans - melting snow dripping down one's arsecrack is not an experience I particularly enjoyed or wish to repeat :(
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I'll be in my bunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Going to bed already?
Well, if you will get up in the middle of the night...
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Alright Jayne?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Winner.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Oh I am very pleased to hear that.
Come over for a dance!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I'm drinking your wine.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
You're brave.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Is the right answer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
I'd go with Nigella
but I'd be thinking of Rachel Allen.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
Jeez! you do like the girl next door look don't you.
She's verging on mumsy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
It's the accent, blousie, I'm a sucker for a lilting accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Plainer than Nigel Planer
singing a plaintive dirge on Salisbury Plain, under a plane tree.

I am Richard Curtis AICM undeserved plaudits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I'd give her an 'African punishment bumming' (c) Z.Mindwarp
but that's about it. She's completely unsexy to my eyes.

Maybe that's just because I'm a racist, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I wonder if we're talking about the same person here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)
She is a bit boring to look at.
Cookie cutter blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
The smug Padraig TV cook woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Bah, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
I would, but only if she dressed as Helga from 'allo 'allo.
Fuck off Swine flu, you didn't kill me. I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I been very ill.
No computer since Wednesday last week. This is my first evening up and awake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
And you thought you would celebrate it with us.
Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Get in
With the b3ta snot gang.

Enough snot to circle the world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
puke

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
My snot has blood in it at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Oof!
You win.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
So does mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I'll scan some in and gaz you the pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Ooh yes please!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
right there with you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
No contest,
It looks like we have a full day shift on, and not just the evening dregs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Ahem...
Evening dreg at your service, sunshine.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
*trys to think of uplifting response*
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Can't be involved on days
Don't feel bad. But the days of dull evenings have passed.

Obviously apart from my miasmic input.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Hrumble!

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Pie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZrpo_oxUo

Sorry to crap on about them but I am fucking loving these chaps at the moment. Steve Marriott's voice gives me a raging bone-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
All the geezers who died from a lifestyle
Then Marriot died in a fire.

Poor bastard. What a voice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
One of my staff
saw him do a tiny pub gig a week before he died. Heartbreaking to see him reduced to such barrel-scraping and then to have such an ignominious demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
That is really good.
I'll listen in full later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Might be me sounding an idiot, but am I the only one who thinks he sounds like Robert Plant?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Just listened to them both.
I think Marriot's voice is more soulful. IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I agree.
Amazing for a 5' cockney geezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Danny Dyer?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
It's the other way round.
He was Page's first choice for Led Zeppelin vocalist, followed by Terry Reid, apparently. Don Arden got heavy so it never happened.

Plant was a Marriott clone: this tune is a few years before Led Zeppelin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQpZpFLpv4

Whole Lotta Love is the same fucking song. It's not a Small Faces original either but Plant's delivery and wholesale theft is plain to hear, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
I just noted the similarities.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)
You're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Fair enough
As Monty notes, Marriot got so fucked over by Don Arden he just lost the heart, and didn't do much after he was ejected from the Small Faces.

Monty - care to tell these people who was summoned to front the Faces? I'm a nice guy and can't summon up enough bile to spit it out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Sorry, you said their name
Now you have to listen to it - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Not clicking, no sir.
Have to say, Rod Stewart's a fucking shitcunt in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Come on Monty, I thought you liked this track?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I didn't click
because I thought it was The Faces not the Small Faces, and fronted by Mick Hucknall which he did recently.

I love the Small Faces more than I love my own mother.

This is their best song, I think:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKZoFRpZCI
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Sorry, it's good
But I much prefer Itchycoo Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Do you have their 'Ogden's Nut Gone Flake' LP?
It's one of my favourite records ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYTePBOwE4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I do not
As I've said before, I will listen to anything you recommend, I have to learn.

I mean FFS, I grew up listening to The New Seekers.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
All or Nothing
Is one of the greatest vocal performances ever. Ever.

I'm too pissed to find it for you, but someone might.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
By?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Small Faces

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Ahh, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I was very lucky in my musical schooling
but I have also spent fucking years and many thousands of pounds researching my genres of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I've gone into some of the heaviest music money can buy, all stuff you'd hate
I simply don't know the older stuff.

Although I saw 'Whole Lotta Led' a few years back, and they were astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
The heaviest music money could buy
in my day were these charming young chaps:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNK1tjNURTs&feature=related

My mate Biddy used to listen to them to help him sleep at night. Not a well boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I've met them
Me with the bassist

I was thinking more like this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkZt8r2lko

Although, if you want really heavy (which I doubt), you've got these, these, or these.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I love Napalm Death

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)
My pal
who featured in my completely made up pot/gangster post earlier is his fucking double, the poor bastard. He's a kind of Hucknall/Henry VIII hybrid. With added fat. And gingerness.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I despise Mick Hucknall.
I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Because he looks like a prick?
my ladypart is prettier than he is. And not ginger, thank fuck.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
You can't commit his name to pixels either.
To be fair to the man, he shares a seedy hobby with me and he's VERY good at what does in that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
just wait until it comes back with its mates

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
'Bird' and 'Disco'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I hear that his mate bird flu is a right bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Hiya Bart
I'm made up you're not dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
My mum is far superior to Nigella
As those who have me on Facebook can attest. If they dare.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
She's got a cracking pair
of daughters

EDIT: Turns out it's a trio!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You've got a ridiculous number of emo chick friends
I can't be arsed to sort through them to find BA.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Ask her politely, she might let you know
Otherwise, my mouth is shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I've been drinking for about 2 hours
asking politely dropped off my menu about 30 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
I'm considering whether I can be arsed to walk the 10 minutes to Tesco currently...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Doooo Eeeeeet
It's almost certainly something that will hasten your demise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I walked the 5 minutes to Bargain Booze instead
It cost £1 extra, but it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I can't help feeling
the "bargain" may be false advertising there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I resent the implication that I am somehow emo.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
from way up here
you are
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)
There's three of us.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Really?
Fooking hell, didn't realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah,
I got two little sisters. One of whom is taller than me and one who will be soon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Total Recall lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Has nobody posted
Nigella's XXXmas ???
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Did you see me post this on Monty's wall the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Not sure
I got it off FB but I'm pretty sure it wasn't off you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Fair enough!
All I meant is that I put this on his wall the other day, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Propps or Boyce?
I stuck it on *my* fb wall at 10:15pm on Sunday, so I was probably well behind the curve.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Propps, Boyce isn't on facebook, he's 'far too cool'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Shya dude.
Like, toadally.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)
My thoughts exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)
I made a panda!
Up2.it/ali/panda_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I like it very much
but I must admit my first thought was: it looks a bit thalidomide-y...
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
damn
I knew it needed longer arms
the picture I copied had longer arms
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
No no!
it's very cute, I'm just being judgemental.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I feel bad for criticising now :(
even though I didn't really mean to, and it really is cute.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
haha
that's OK, I'm not as insecure about my animal crochet abilities as I am other things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I'm envious really
I've just bought this for myself: www.amazon.co.uk/Creepy-Cute-Crochet-Zombies-Ninjas/dp/1594742324/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1293054318&sr=8-15

I will probably fail utterly to make any of them.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
my friend has that
they are pretty easy. once you get the hang of making spheres the rest is easy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
That is excellent news!
especially as I am really fucking impatient at learning new things - if I can't do it immediately I get bored.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Don't make any zombies, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I won't give one to you, don't worry.
I can just imagine the look of perplexed anger you would have at being handed a knitted zombie.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I'd say 'nom nom nom'
and then recite the entire 812th series of 'Red Dwarf' with my 'cravate de la Simpsonnes' round my head in a tribute to Bruce Dickinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
In all honesty, there's only ever been one character that reminded me of you
And that's this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
It might be worth
handing you a knitted zombie just to observe this spectacle.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Hahahahaha!
It's sooooo cute.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
That is properly adorable.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Monty - what do you think of these guys?
They remind me of early Mission. Not sure if that's your thing or not, it's certainly mine:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmcHPk8_1N8
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Not quite my scene
but my brother would like them I think. Not 'fucking shit' by any means, even though they look like benders.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

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