you see
this is why my finishing very soon today is good

although I do have to go into town and kill like 3 hours before my haircut appointment. Don't have any money to spend either :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If you're still in Brighton, just give a bender a wink
He'll buy drinks for you.

Oi, I said 'WINK'!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I have never been to Brighton

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Have you ever been to Scunthorpe?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have not
not been to Dunstable either, except metaphorically
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Dottingham sounds like a place I might enjoy.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

want me to take you to Dottingham?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Boi, I am Dottingham.
I'm certainly big enough to be a city. And I don't mind the odd "stabbing".
and I'm a mong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

sounds hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I have, in fact I put the "unth" into Scunthorpe.

Damn dyslexia - playing up again
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Also I've been to paradise, but oddly enough, I've never been to "me".

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I've been to Bagnelstown, but I've never been to Meath.
Dustin the Turkey/RTE LOLs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

handy tip
nothing involving Dustin can ever be funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Eating the fucker for Xmas dinner would be a start.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Would be a good tagline for a d'n'b DJ.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Actually I originally mistyped it as Dame Dyslexia which works quite well id said DJ is female.
Oddly enough in the previous thread I originally typed Tard of Ale rather than yard. - I think my accidental posts are better than my proper ones.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

We appreciate your earthy humour.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

You're too kind.

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I thought that was where you were spending your weeks?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Blandford
in Dorset. Not been this week because of the snow though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Ah, I got one letter right!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

close enough for jazz

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)