it was about five years ago
She might think it a little odd if i got back in touch now and said some dude off the internet wants a bumoley shot of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ah well
Internet Porn it is then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

ha
Says one of the three b3ta must-shags (allegedly, not confirmed by me)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Woohoo!
Being reminded of this FACT has cheered me up!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

it's christmas
I spent yesterday climbing up a 600ft waterfall TWICE and am spending tofay on a catamaran. I can afford to spread a little bit of festive goodwill, so!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Wish I was there!
The sandwich lady is ill still, meaning I have to brave the cold wastelands to go and drive to Morrisons for lunch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

you could all have come
My room is ridiculously massive and the hotel has unlimited all-inclusive five star bars and 24 hours a day food. I reckon i could have stashed my ten favourite b3tans in here and noone would ever have known!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds proper luxurious!
*hopes he's in the top ten*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

weeeeeell it's a v tough list
You're competing with the likes of rakky and amberl and monty...........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'd have excellent company if I did make the cut then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm just hoping for a top 100

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

there's a lot worse than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Damn!
we could have pretended to lesbian lovers after all.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

this bed would sleep 5, easily
Although i'm such a restless sleeper it has even defeated my rolling abilities

So we could have kept a comfortable distance. Also there is a triple sofabed thing (currently holding all the presents fron father xmas for the kids that made my luggage so overweight i had to repack on the floor of manchester airport, mortifying)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

:(
This is pure taunting swipey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Who are the other 2?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Noel and Monty I believe
Sorry AA.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You're not sorry at all
Was your opinion not sought when this list was compiled?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It was not
I'd probably have a top 5 rather than a top 3 though. I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

5 would still leave out quite a few!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Not of the cute ones, it wouldn't..

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

News just in
Berk thinks 5 b3tans are cute! Wikileaks to reveal the identities of these lucky few in just a moment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

cute AND single...
What does this narrow it down to, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah, that narrows it down to 3

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

pls to gaz me this info now???????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'd guess Noel & Barry, but I'm not sure who else

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

If there's a boat, and I'm in it with someone, please don't let it be Barry.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Just keep your wallet covered, you'll be fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Because he's a little bit wraaayy a little bit woooaaahhh?
He's a geeza!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I have no idea what Barry looks like
and I'm not gossiping about the others, so nyer.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Cruelty!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You have gossip?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I don't know, do I? :P

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I think you do.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

*grin*

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

She means she won't say which other single male b3tan she thinks is cute
After you and I, of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*blushes*
Maybe you and I should hook up, we'd make beautiful babies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm weeping tears of joy now
And feeling the envy of one thousand female b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Oh yeah, sista?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Windowshopping!

(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*sobs*
Although I do agree on the Noel part, he's awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)