ooo! can I join?
there are loads of instruments I can't play. On my computer desk, alone I have an ocarina, fife, recorder and flute. I can see my poor, neglected guitar from here too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

By all means!
Pick whichever instrument was cheapest, because our frustration at our own ineptitude will surely lead to it being deemed 'stupid' and thrown across the room.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

"I can't *DO* it!
It's obviously fucking broken. Fucking thing not fucking working. Argh, fuck it anyway."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

well the fife and the recorder are plastic
oo! I forgot, I have a plastic flute, too. And a wooden one. And a drum.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

This could be carnage.
I hope one of you has a big garage to store all of the broken kit in.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

carnage
or musical GENIUS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Almost definitely genius*.
*and maybe a soupçon of carnage.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)