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New thread because I can't be arsed to look for links.New year's resolutions motherfuckers but I don't want to know yours. Tell me what you think other B3tans should be giving up next year or perhaps starting.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:45,
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Monty could give up drugs? Lol jkI'd like you to give up complaining about your lack of love life, but because you've found someone.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:46,
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I have thought about talking to a doctor actually.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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If you do come off them, good on you.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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Monty is lyingDon't get sucked in to his web of deceit
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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He does talk about MASSIVE DRUGSHe must be a liar!
/talk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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You'd have to fight Lusty for itIn mud.
Topless.
Erm...I'm just going to disappear for a minute
*unzips*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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Me too (about the booze)but I went to Sweden, made an arse of myself and have drunk less ever since.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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I'd rather not go into detailsbut I acted like an obnoxious twat
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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I'm dropping the booze after new yearI just can't afford it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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I would love to be tee-totalbut I can't imagine never drinking ever again
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:04,
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I'm going to knock the drinking on my own on the head.Might help me shift another stone.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:05,
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Very good indeed.You have earnt that £5.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:10,
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Dunno you'd be surprised how much body mass is lost through pitifully weeping into a wine glass(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:08,
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I don't weep into the wine glass.It dilutes the wine too much.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:09,
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I like to think that the boo-hoo's come at the end of the drinking session(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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You're not used to people agreeing, are you?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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I'm going to do it for at least a monthLet my finances recover a bit, then re-evaluate.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:06,
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Nonono, Blousey's love life is lacking, the only time it become a medical issue is when she starts getting loads and starts getting rashes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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Well I don't know about you lot, but I'm going to spend next year being much more sure of myself.It's taken a long time, but I've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm fucking awesome.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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Hooray!!!!!!Reign it in a bit though to start with. You might scare some people : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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Oh, I wouldn't say that to anyone in real life, it sounds all egotistical and shit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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Alright sexpot?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55,
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yes thanks.I had an attack of Christmas blues but now I've forgotten it's christmas in like two days and feeling pretty chipper. Also discovered a kick ass 80s rock station on live365
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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Just have sex with pies.SORTED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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is that all of usI think it should be
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:14,
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I think Noel should be less lovelyGive me a chance with the laydeez, yeah?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:54,
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Yes, let a vet do it - leave it to the professionals.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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Ahaaaa.Ok, for you, I'll try
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55,
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You're a gentleman and a scholar(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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He's a man of many talents(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:09,
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AA could give upthis ridiculous charade about this made-up brother who has a hotline to Neil Buchanan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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I really think Roota and Barry should knock the shoplifting on the head.I'd hate to see them locked up. Roota would have to become someone's bitch and Barry would not get his green tea.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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It's funny because he nicks stuffand I'm a scouser!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:12,
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No wonder Darth won't come to bashes(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:17,
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Don't blame me.Blame Student Finance for not giving me my grant (only four months late and counting) and forcing me into my current position.
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I like to think my actions (most, if not all of them stupid) are predetermined by some sort of Samoan bird king/fire god.That way I sleep easier at night.
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Well my new years resolution will be to read the question before clicking 'post'Blousie, I think this year will be your year of hawt sex.
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Nah! but I reckon I might get some in my early fifties.I've got a good feeling about my fifties.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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Well, with that kind of attitude...!You will find someone, I'm sure of it.
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Yesterday in hospital, the floor was vibrating really baddly, like an earthquack.Nobody else seemed to notice, so I asked a nurse, but she didn't understand, she could hardly speak english. I felt quite Daily Mail about the whole thing, maybe feeling vibrations (like, quite strong ones), might have been a medical thing. Eventually I thought "Fuck it, if it's gonna kill me, it's gonna kill me" and told her not to worry about it.
I then looked at my jug of water and saw it was vibrating, and I knew that the building would collapse rather than me have some sort of horrible shakey problem.... and that is how Jurrasic Park made me realise I wasn't having a panic attack.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:27,
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I'm going to quit wasting so much time on the computerThis damn working on my computer stuff interferes with my surfing the web and b3ta time. Maybe I’ll even try the Talk Board (but I’ll probably be humiliated and retreat back to off-topic).
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I don't know what other b3tansshould give up. My own resolutions are the same as every year. Go on a strict diet and do some work. So pretty much the same as the rest of the year
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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You could all give up telling me I'm gayFor like, a WEEK. It's important to operate outside of your comfort zones
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I can't tell if you're laughing because you think this is funnyor because the very concept is too ridiculous for words
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No need to be sorryI'm just pleased it was both, I knew the latter was accurate
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You ask us to stop calling you gayThe immediately hit us with the massive bender come-on.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:45,
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It's at this time of yearthat one reflects on the past year, on one's fallen comrades in the trench warfare that is urban life for the Now Generation.
People who made a difference - people who were just too good to live...
...I'm talking about people like WET HAM MAN.
RIP niggah. Wherever you are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:46,
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GoneAnd totally forgotten.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post785859
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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I did enjoy your terrible bullying of himPerhaps you went too far and he's killed himself :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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Needy attention seeking taking up the time of the emergency servicesb3ta needs to be in the national news more often, cr3 can give us a new 'I like this' button if we rate the attempt as entertaining or not.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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I resolve that I will actually pick up a guitar and attempt to learn to play it this year.The only things that can hold me back are a) my impatience and b) my frankly gross lack of any discernible musical talent.
Al should give up having an illicit affair with my mum. In fact, all of you should.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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What about your dad?It would be a shame to break it up now after all those years.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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Oh, Blousie.You really should stay away from Dad. Or, if you are going to stay with him, could you at least start washing his shirts once in a while?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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If I can fit it in between the constant knobbing......then I'll try.(
girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:53,
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You and I should form a bandIt'd be the worst band ever, but only exist for a few seconds before we destroy our instruments and fuck off to the pub.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:48,
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Your missus can totally be a groupie(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:00,
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Shit, this is gettin' professional now!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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It used to be all about the music, man(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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We need Monty as our official dealerand someone to get us all the brown M&Ms we could possibly need
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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I am, to all intents and purposes, that roadie fellow in 'Wayne's World II'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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Precisement(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:15,
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Can I be a roadie?I have a car and muscles.
I could probably sort you out with drugs as well.
Rings Monty.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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I'd prefer you as our fixer/bodyguardYou seem resourceful and too much fun to be muckin' it with the roadies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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Ooo! I never thought of that.I have the gravitas to pull that off.
I also know what kind of ladies you like : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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Is that to me, or the whole band?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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You mainly.I don't think the others are that fussy.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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I am too fussy for my own good really(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:26,
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She's making up t-shirts as we speak.Hell, she's working on a whole merch stand. Bootleg recordings of anguished screams in warehouses. Keyrings made of shards of ex-guitar. Thongs with our faces on.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Love it love it love it!Who wouldn't want a thong with our faces on?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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People with mental problems I should think.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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Can my one have a cut out sectionSo that a lady's brazilian looks like my mohawk?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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Why the sad face?It's an AWESOME idea!
If I wasn't at work right now I'd totally 'shop up an example.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:16,
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clearly it is brilliant and rock and roll and allbut, unfortunately, I just visualised it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:16,
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"I Like This"Perhaps there could be a cut out section for my beard?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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Yes!And I can use it as a screening process:
"Hello groupie number 87, whose face is on your thong?"
"Tightly's!"
"Go home and trim that shit. NEXT!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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who's got a really thin face for the back?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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I'd have thought we'd have a pair each.All three of our faces on one undergarment would be far too amazing for our fans to handle.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:18,
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ooo! can I join?there are loads of instruments I can't play. On my computer desk, alone I have an ocarina, fife, recorder and flute. I can see my poor, neglected guitar from here too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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By all means!Pick whichever instrument was cheapest, because our frustration at our own ineptitude will surely lead to it being deemed 'stupid' and thrown across the room.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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"I can't *DO* it!It's obviously fucking broken. Fucking thing not fucking working. Argh, fuck it anyway."
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:02,
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well the fife and the recorder are plasticoo! I forgot, I have a plastic flute, too. And a wooden one. And a drum.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:03,
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This could be carnage.I hope one of you has a big garage to store all of the broken kit in.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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carnageor musical GENIUS!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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Almost definitely genius*.*and maybe a soupçon of carnage.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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Can I be the singer?I miss being a singer and the bf is having none of my suggestion of being the new Peters & Lee.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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I look at you more like Sonny and Cher.Or Donny and Marie. Or Barry and Paul.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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or Joey Deacon and Ernie Roberts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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^ this, except for my pianoI *can* play it, and quite well (when I've been practising), I just don't. So currently it's being used as a very expensive bookshelf.
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You're missing opportunities for good old fashioned Cockernee Knees Ups.Not that you're a Cockernee. But, you know, for the look of the thing.
Roll aht the barrel...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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A real piano with keys and everything?Electric or upright?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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It would be a pretty shit piano if it had no keysbut it is an electric because they're more easy to move and don't need tuning. It's one of these.
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That is a thing of beauty.I'm genuinely jealous, not that I can play more than a little melody or a few basic chords on one.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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Something like, oh, I don't know, 'Live Forever'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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This, coming from someone who's remembered the name of one of their songs from sixteen fucking years ago.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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'Don't look back in anger' is their 'best' one.The first line is without doubt the worst lyric I have ever heard. Ever. I realise I am quite given to hyperbole, but on my life I cannot think of a more pathetic piece of writing.
It makes the Human League's 'The Lebanon' look like 'Waterloo Sunset'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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There's a few I like, couldn't pull their names out of a hat but I started my guitar career learning their simple melodies and variations on chords.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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I started with 'Wild Thing' by The Troggs, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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I tried to drum along to Queens of the Stone Age - 'No One Knows' and '3's and 7's'Set my sights a little atmospheric there.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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I'd try Ramones songs first if I started drumming, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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Yeah, I can play along to a few of the simpler punk/rock tracks I triedBut they're a bit boring. I know it's all about keeping the rhythm, but I like a drum beat that gets the chance to just rock the fuck out at times.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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'I Don't Live Today' by Jimi Hendrix has an interesting drum patternalso 'Warning' by the Aynsley Dunbar Retaliation (also covered by Black Sabbath).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:39,
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Haha, so did I!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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It's certainly very prettybut I really need to get off my arse and play it more. The only reason I bought it was because my parents could never afford piano lessons for me as a kid, so I taught myself and when I came in to some inheritance I was like: damnit, I've wanted a piano for the last 15 years so I'm bloody going to buy one.
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Nice work.I don't know why I stopped playing. This time I'm determined to get good again and find a collaborator, maybe another guitarist, musician or vocalist to play some covers and write some stuff with. It's a teenage dream I lived out a little in my twenties but it fizzled out and I just got stuck playing the same old stuff.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:26,
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I'll let you join Electric Head Funk if you like.I've been thinking about getting the band back together.
No bent shit allowed, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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And for that reason, I'm out.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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Feels like everyone on b3tacan play an instrument and wants to be in a band :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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You can play the 'pink oboe'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:39,
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Get one of these:www.hammond-organ.com/Products/B3.htm
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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We had one of those at school, I thinkor at least something very similar. I would probably use it even less than the one I've got though, so...no.
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If I had one I'd never go out.Spending night after night at home, on my own, gurning and sweating, hunched over my organ, in a world of my own...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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I picked up my guitar recently for the first time in a year.I've enjoyed myself thoroughly, I don't know why I ever stopped.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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Because you're shit at it and play Oasis?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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Nah, I'm not shit and only occasionally play Oasis.Judge me all you will, Boyce, my moobs are like a shield of steel.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:00,
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Oh, so you 'only occasionally play Oasis', eh?You sound like a middle-aged man trying to justify an affair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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That's pretty much what's happening here.I don't care anyway, I occasionally play some Coldplay, a little U2, some KT Tunstall, lots of other shit, simply because it sounds fucking lush.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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There are some melodies and combinations of chords I play that make my existence sing.I can't help it if the source material is fundamentally shit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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*waggles eyebrows*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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OBLIGATORY STRIKETHROUGH(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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Rswipe my dearyou will stop meeting unsuitable men, realise that you don't need to go to the gym for seven hours a day and generally chill out in 2011.
what? it might be a christmas miracle!
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unsuitable sounds more dramatic and exciting than the truthwhich is really more mundane... Had a gf but fancied a one night stand... Clearly wasn't interested but pretended to be in order to have a one night stand... Married but was up for guess what, a one night stand...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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+ eat regularly, instead of starving yourself all day(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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Hello!Your new year's resolution is, come to more bashes.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:00,
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spend less on hair productsperhaps. Or buy something that isn't pink...progress to purple, maybe?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:02,
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my 3 year old niece just made this transition :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:04,
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it's a big stepbut you can do it, perhaps cerise could be a gateway colour
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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that is a backwards step(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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Oh, I'm a boy. What do I know about pink and colour charts?NOTHING, that's what.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:11,
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fuck that manthat's like my favorite thing to do
EVER
fuck me running, I am hungover!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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♥ KRISTINE! ♥
I'm also hungover and my throat feels like it has been raped by 1000 razor blade coated willies
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broadsword, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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♥ BROADSWORD! ♥
Mine does too! That'll be the last time we drink together, PAL! ;)
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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they should give up not showing me their breastsI just saw this and can only say, fuck yeah
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broadsword, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:16,
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I thought you were singleWho is Sammi?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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You're my new step-dad ?!I do hope your not like the last one with all the funny touching business
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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I'm passable for a quick fumble in the dark(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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I think Roota should give up picking up strange men on the internetsor at least, reign it back to one at a time...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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It would give me a chance for once.I can't compete with that hair.
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girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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his or hers?cos I think he probably spends more time on his than any woman could do...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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I spend longer but he spends more money on his.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:47,
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