If it's a posh sit down dinner thing use the desert spoon for eating your soup.
Say "That's what she said" after everything any other person says.
Talk only in the third person.
Leave copies of 'The Watchtower' on every table.
Refuse to use any other drinking receptacle than a flower vase when approaching the punch bowl. Bonus points if the flowers are still in the vase.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah! like he's ever going to stoop so low as using the wrong cutlery.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I did think 'Good God that's barbaric!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It certainly is
Which is why it'd be perfect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)