You'll have to be careful on the form if you adopt him
When I adopted a cat from the RSPCA I had to fill out a questionnaire - one of the questions was "What do you want a cat for?"

I was tempted to write "lunch" but I don't think it would have gone down well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha
nosy cunts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

What a bloody stupid question to ask someone.
The only reason you get a cat is because you like cats.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Well you might like big cats and not have the room for one.
You could put on the form 'because my house isn't big enough for me to have a snow leopard, therefore a small cat will have to do.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

They're a bit funny, the RSPCA.
They wouldn't let my sister adopt a cat because the dogs aren't neutered.

Firstly, they're pedigree dogs and if we ever get round to it we'll be using at least one for stud.

Secondly, are the dogs likely to shag the cat?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

I went to the headquarters of the RSPCA
It's tiny. You couldn't swing a cat.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

It would be really fucking funny if they did though

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Not for the cat concerned

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I'm sure it deserved it
Being all sexy and cat-like.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)