I have lived in birmingham for the last two years
And I am a total bugger for acquiring local accents. Imagine, then, my shock, disgust and horror when I found myself giving directions to someone the other day with a brummie twang. I'll take northern over that any day, cheers.
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whilst in the pub down here this summer.
I was drunk and used the word ho'way. And also described myself as 'mortal' instead of pissed. I still haven't lived it down. And if I say aye again I'm cutting my tongue off with a rusty spoon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Would yao loike a kipper tie?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Ow yiss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Milk and 2 sugars please

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)