My cousin woke me up at eight to show me his new Xbox game, the little bastard.
I frisbee'd it out the window in a tired rage. I didn't really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How old is your cousin?
Because if he's over ten, you can legally kill him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Seven. Actually maybe eight.
Quite funny though, he asked for a game called Naughty Bear and said it's about bears. As he opened it yesterday I read the back of the box, yeah, it's about bears alright - "Naughty Bear has been scorned for the last time, now everyone will pay...with their lives".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I've seen that!
It's really not aimed at children :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)