hello you
Jet lag, i don't sleep much anyway (don't pretend you don't know this already...) And it takes me ages to adjust to a new timezone. Been up since 4 this morning :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I sympathise
I no longer sleep much now that I have a new alarm clock that jumps on me and meows at early-o-clock in the morning demanding food and/or attention.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

this is what you get for letting her find out
That the house has an upstairs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I tried but she found out
she follows me everywhere, the little monkey
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

i've told you, this is the effect you have on women
Should have got a male cat, that would have sprayed your sofa and crotch once or twice and fucked off.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)