You used to play Dragonlance.
This is simultaneously the best and worst news I've heard all day.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i don't know what it was, father christmas brought it one year
I used to weave out elaborate little fantasies about the dashing knight and the beautiful white mage. Then my brother would get hold of it and delete all the female characters and replace them with ugly fighting things.

This really is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

Oh no, wait.... We had something called "hillsfar" too. And "the curse of the azure bonds" but i'd gone onto makeup by then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah. Whatever, Gandalf.
One day I'll come over to take a look at your extensive collection of multi-sided dice.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

you can fix my mismatched clocks whilst you're at it
Going to be fun explaining that to the new flatmate... Subtract 9 mins from microwave, add 14 and an hour to oven, hall is fine but your bedroom is 27 mins too fast...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It never fails to boggle my mind
at how you somehow continue to survive in general society.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

i'm very popular

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Miss! Miss!
Chompy's hacked rachelswipe's account!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I used to read the Dragonlance Saga books (as a young teenager)
I recognised the words "Kender" and "Hoopak"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Her red mage couldn't turn a baaz, anyway
It's clerics that turn, and they turn the undead, not draconians.

She's such a loser.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I remember the main bloke was called Tanis Half-Elf
I think he was half elven
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

i think the fact that i did not know this (although it is ringing jangling alarm bells)
Shows that i am not the loser here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

there were BOOKS?
Did a dashing knight ever sweep a beautiful white mage (or a red mage, i'm no racist) off her feet??

/ebays
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Loads of them
still in print I believe, but probably aimed at the younger reader.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

did you just call me OLD?????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Well you remember the original D&D PC games
you've rather been hoist by your own petard, I'm afraid.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I remember playing the Pools of Radiance PC games...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

They remade those about ten years ago.
They were mind-blowingly shit.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Not at all
I meant the books are probably not aimed at adults
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

i know i was just kidding in a totally unfunny way
I like your tree btw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)