By the mighty sword of Thringarr, it's a new thread!
Does anyone fancy a fight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:59, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not really, ta.
Your freakish stature would make the outcome a foregone conclusion. Unless I can have Captain V to help, in which case we'd go for the classic pygmies-hunting-elephants approach where he distracts you with his capering while I dash beneath you with an upraised spear.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Otherwise known as the Stamford Bridge Gambit

( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

caper impregnat
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Let's get ready to rhumble!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

le a
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That's not how you spell Rumba
Foolish men
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

*shakes head*
Morning, you gayer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Afternoon actually
Awright love *attempts to look gruff*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm still in my PJs
That makes it morning. It was morning until 8.30 p.m. yesterday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Impressive work
Good job you didn't tell me you were in your jimmers when you were texting me, I might've got the raging horn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

While I agree that my PJs are indeed lust inducing
It's a niche market. I didn't think you'd be interested.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I really thought you'd know me better than that by now
We've been talking through the internet for TWO WEEKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Fine
Purple polka-dot PJ bottoms, an oversized Manics t-shirt and a grey hoodie. How attractive does that sound?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Depends
What era Manics?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It just says "Don't be evil" in massive letters over the front

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Hmm
Basically, if it's 1991-1994, grr. 1995-1999, not so much. Anything since then is passable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Whatever
Did you see my christmassy facebook message to everyone?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Have now
Genius. Take twelve points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm offended that you haven't *liked* it.
Do it. Do it now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Alright then

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Put your dukes up, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I've played out this battle in my head
In every possible outcome, you lose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

You know your LARPing spear isn't real, right?
My weapons are genuine death-dealers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

God job I have a rapier then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I think he's a little rapier than you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

No, he's definitely taller than me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

This is true
He has a trumpet that drains peoples bank accounts, keeps them up at night, and unable to get an erection!

At least, that's what I've heard...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

if he knew this
He wouldn't play with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I don't play with it that much
It's 7ft long, so a bit unwieldy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

is that what you tell all the ladies?
No wonder you were so popular at the bash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

A 7' cock is more a curse than a blessing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

i'm shit at maths
But there's probably some truth in this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well Monty's not quite 7ft
And look what a complete bellend he can be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

monty is an utter delight!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I find you about as threatening as an asthamatic flid, with spina bifida.
So, no thanks, you're not worth the effort.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Squaxx dek Thargo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Quaquem Blag!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Borag Thungg

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

This is quite sad :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Gaz me your 2000ad swapsies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about
and I play wow and I'm single.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I was guessing at them saying Dune power words
But fuck knows if that's right or not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Weird, I fucking love Dune.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I could be wrong
Not seen it in years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

*Huff Huff Huff* 2000ad tharg the supposed editor and his shit buzz words
NOW DO YOU GET IT ???!!!!11111???
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

WHERE'S MY INHALER GONE ?????????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

check your ass
I think you may have sat on it in all the excitement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I always get excited about my 2000ad collection
I note with horror that a Games Workshop has now opened in the locality ffs there'll be a doubling of nerds hanging around
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

if you mean the first bit
You cannot possibly mean the second!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Fear not my collection gathers dust in an attic, for the most part unloved
I can't even be bothered to flog them for no doubt a shit price
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

No
But I do know the guy who owns 2000AD with his brother. Nice chap.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Do they still slip teen fanboys a fiver for services rendered?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I doubt it, they bought 2000AD about 10 years ago
As they are minted from running a successful computer games company (Rebellion). He used to date a mate of mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Tell him to stop licensing characters for shit hollywood films

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'll be sure to pass that on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Did his mum throw out his first 100 issues?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I have now exhausted my stock of thargisms
You win 2-1.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I know at least 5 or 6
I lose :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

oh christ
It's going to be all, my kender dropped his ±4 hoopak and my red mage turned that baaz isn't it?

Can i say instead that they do reese's peanut butter cups here... IN WHITE CHOCOLATE. How can anyone dispute the existence of santa after that?

Also i don't smoke weed because i am a shit smoker. But my friend smokes a lot even though she is shit at roll-ups. If i buy her the little machine they have here for producing perfect rollies and some bob marley rizlas (seriously), am i going to look as if it is for personal use when actually it isn't - don't want to explain myself to customs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It's fine to bring that shizzle through customs

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

really?
It's just with my job... I don't want to be questioned about some shit that really wouldn't be for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Unless you bring a kilo of hash as well I think it's pretty unlikely customs would be interested

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

you have convinced me
Now i just need to stop my niece from finding it in my suitcase and running around asking my dad and brother what it is, like she has already done this holiday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Don't buy them in Jamaica.
When you come back, buy the same items off a smelly rat-faced man in Camden instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

but that doesn't say "wish you were here" in QUITE the same way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Get them a ruler with the measurements listed in imperial.
You'll need to get two of them, and it'll need to be 3 feet in length.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Get 'em a rolling mat, rather than a machine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Machines are great
make it so much easier to skin up while you're driving
( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Interesting first line there, love
showing a lot of knowledge there. How did you come by that then?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

i used to love playing "champions of krynn"
but I was about 9 at the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You used to play Dragonlance.
This is simultaneously the best and worst news I've heard all day.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i don't know what it was, father christmas brought it one year
I used to weave out elaborate little fantasies about the dashing knight and the beautiful white mage. Then my brother would get hold of it and delete all the female characters and replace them with ugly fighting things.

This really is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

Oh no, wait.... We had something called "hillsfar" too. And "the curse of the azure bonds" but i'd gone onto makeup by then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah. Whatever, Gandalf.
One day I'll come over to take a look at your extensive collection of multi-sided dice.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

you can fix my mismatched clocks whilst you're at it
Going to be fun explaining that to the new flatmate... Subtract 9 mins from microwave, add 14 and an hour to oven, hall is fine but your bedroom is 27 mins too fast...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It never fails to boggle my mind
at how you somehow continue to survive in general society.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

i'm very popular

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Miss! Miss!
Chompy's hacked rachelswipe's account!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I used to read the Dragonlance Saga books (as a young teenager)
I recognised the words "Kender" and "Hoopak"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Her red mage couldn't turn a baaz, anyway
It's clerics that turn, and they turn the undead, not draconians.

She's such a loser.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I remember the main bloke was called Tanis Half-Elf
I think he was half elven
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

i think the fact that i did not know this (although it is ringing jangling alarm bells)
Shows that i am not the loser here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

there were BOOKS?
Did a dashing knight ever sweep a beautiful white mage (or a red mage, i'm no racist) off her feet??

/ebays
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Loads of them
still in print I believe, but probably aimed at the younger reader.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

did you just call me OLD?????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Well you remember the original D&D PC games
you've rather been hoist by your own petard, I'm afraid.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I remember playing the Pools of Radiance PC games...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

They remade those about ten years ago.
They were mind-blowingly shit.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Not at all
I meant the books are probably not aimed at adults
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

i know i was just kidding in a totally unfunny way
I like your tree btw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, outside, 6 o'clock

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

RIGHT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I don't need to fight you
I just need to tell Lusty you said she looked fat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

OMG why would he say that?!
He's such a cunt, deck 'im Lusty!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It's almost as bad as that time you said Clendrix had stupid hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You're like Wikileaks if it was designed by The Daily Mail

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Now I'm going to have to tell Noel you think is tattoo is rubbish

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Then I'll tell Gonz you think Hollyoaks is shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

It's actually really good at the moment
someone got murdred, theres a transgender issue, teenage pregnancy and a crazy lady with a lifesize cardboard cut out of her dead daughter
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

That last bit made me chortle
I wonder how much it costs to get lifesize cardboard cutouts made...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

£99
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Far too much then
Looks like I'll be sticking to badges and pics as random methods of insulting you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
Sexface wasn't the threat after all :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I knowz
EPIC SADFACE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

He said I looked fat?
:(
( wanderlust, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

punch him right in the balls Lusty you sexy haired minx

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I think I'll go eat my deep fried, peanut butter kitkat chunky pie in my room
and have a little cry.
( wanderlust, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'll come over and lick the melted bits off your fingers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Hahaha!
lezzielols.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oi!
You're blocking my view!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You're not invited to the LustyTGB Lesbian Lodge
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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That's epic
But I can see two nippular windows that will serve their purpose admirably.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

yeah never had a reason to use it until now....
right HOME TIME

merry christmas fuckers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Bye hon!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Have a good one darlin'!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Same to you. With nobs on.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

That's really rather clever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

You should totally sell your story to a proleporn mag
"Want a KitKat, Chunky? My Christmas was ruined".
And then a story about how your boyfriend spent all your junk food money on massive drugs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'll have a fight
but you'll win, because you know my ticklish spots.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

gayest post of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

homoerotic potd
The "d" stands for "decade"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

HAVE AT YOU MONTY!
but be warned, I have studied Ecky Thump and I am a 7th Dan Pussy-Willow
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Naked wrestling FTW!
*gets kit off*
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

*oils up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

ohboyohboyohboyohboy!
No tickling though. I hate that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Do you really want to fight me?
There's nothing in it for you. If you win, you're the tough rock'n'roll type who beat up the mincing, out-of-shape dancer. If you lose, you're the mong who couldn't batter a man whose only physical prowess is an unimpressive pirouette.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

fight hurt
+ Do you really want to make me cry?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

It's clever cos the guy who sang this was a poof
/Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Stuff fighting, I want to praise Jesus right now.
I went to Blackheath in blind faith expecting a place to exist where you can have a photo taken and put onto a mug. I've not been shopping in Blackheath for about a year, so to actually stumble across one has cheered me up no end. The photo is me giving a cheesy grin and two thumbs up. A mug on a mug, if you will.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Did you pay for it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Not yet, I'm still waiting for it to be ready.
I've done my usual stupid thing of not even asking how much it costs. This never ends well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to the shops.

Anyone need anything?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

No! I have everything I need.
Well almost!


And if I don't catch you earlier, Have a lovely Christmas.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

You too Blousie.
Eek! I've just (almost) wished someone a happy Christmas.

*I feel a bit dirty now*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Could you pick up some d20 dice
for Swipey?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Where would I find such an item?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Follow your nose
point it at the smell of stale sweat
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Is it some role-playing-game type of thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

breakfast time here
They have over 250 items from omelettes made to order to dunking doughnuts with melted chocolate. Breakfat, more like.

So i'm good ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

SHERATON

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

nah it's... iberostar i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Well you enjoy your omelette with added doughnut and chocolate.
I'm outta here for now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

A new colon?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'm going home now merry christmas every one of you!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

*waves*
Bye!
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)