Reverse Joke Thread
The punchline is "I can't do that, I'm clostraphobic !", but what is the joke?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:01, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When asked to play Santa in the parade for the switching on of the Christmas lights
I replied: "I can't do that, I'm Claustraphobic".



/hat
/coat
/scarf
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Dear MatJ,
Are you completely pissed?
Love,
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

No
But I am in a considerable amount of pain after a nasty kite skiing accident about an hour ago, and I can't walk very well. Does that count?

Edit: Now going for a lie down.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Perhaps, perhaps.
What did you hurt?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

My lower back
After falling from a height at considerable speed. No numbness, no tingling, none of the symptoms of anything serious - it just hurts like hell. Probably a sprain or pulled muscle.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

So long as you can feel your legs you'll be right.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Is it
Someone suggested TGB and I should get naked together sometime and I said
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

No wait that's agoraphobia.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Depending who was on top, you could get both at the same time
One at one end, one at the other.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)

My brain hurts trying to work out what the fuck you're on about.
Let's just say it was hilarious and I clicked it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

As in you could be simulateously smothered by the breasts and lost in the vag.
/It's funny because...


Now I'm REALLY going for a lie down.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)