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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd eat Vipros
Lean meat, the size of a cathedral, you'd be fed for weeks, or until help arrived.
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
And you'd feel tremendously self-satisfied after each meal.

/may not be scientific fact
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Well, you are what you eat...

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)
Ah, and that's what 'Dr' Gillian McKeith said!
And she's on the telly so it must be true...
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)
She must eat slack-faced jug-eared old hags then

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)
Hahaha!
He's kinda cute to look at though.
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Well you could take a photo before you carved him up
Cute doesn't get you fed.
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)
That is true.

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)
I think this is the best answer thus far.
Well seasoned with herbs, too.

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(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)
'Cured'

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)
"Smoked"

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)
Means he'll be easy to catch too.

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)
But he'll probably give you the munchies, by proxy.

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)
but he'll taste of delicious
croissant
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)
And sandstone

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)
sandstone?

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)
He is part-cathedral

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)
oh well that makes sense, then
most cathedrals aren't sandstone unless you're cheshire way, mind.
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)
Merseyside ;)

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)
that'll do
Nice buildings but easy to dissolve
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Why is he a cathedral?

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)
He reminds me of one

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)
How?!

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)
He's big and sturdy like a cathedral.

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:25, Reply)
and he's got a priest inside him

(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)
and the ladies are all after
his flying buttress
(, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:29, Reply)

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