Hello all.
Just popped into work for an hour and then back off 'til the 4th. Managed to avoid murder whilst spending xmas with the in-laws; I smiled and nodded in the right places, grinned at their ignorant comments and didn't scream at the atrocious port.
Thank god santa brought a bottle cocodamol.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had two cocodomol for a headache and took the dogs for a walk Christmas day.
How I got home without falling asleep in the field is a miracle.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Mental when mixed with drink, those fuckers, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I had planned on stealing the rest of my mum's stash.
But forgot : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Morning sir
Excellent description of a typical Christmas, there. Men across the country are nodding in familiarity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Hello there old boy.
I really do hate the ghastly oiks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Burn them.
Burn them all. And yes I know that's my answer to everything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)