god lucky lucky you
i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. i gain weight, it goes on my boobs. i lose weight, it comes off my legs/bum. lather, rinse, repeat until you are several dress sizes apart and can't wear dresses because you look as if you are breastfeeding.

i went out with my brother the other night and i was wearing skinny jeans with high heeled boots and then a push-up bra and t-shirt. he said, "you look like that strongman from the 'pink panther'" (this is a cartoon character with a massive top half and tiny skinny legs).

something has to be done about this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But, but, even though my tits are technically big, when I get naked they literally look tiny.
I guess this is a problem with my body, not with my boobs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I reckon if you recorded all that time-lapse style it'd look fucking hilarious.
Especially if it didn't all occur symetrically. I'm on the phone to Trinny and Susannah as we speak.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

i see the purpose of my tragic life is to amuse you today
heartless unfeeling noel :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Sorry, nothing personal.
I am feeling atrociously playful today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

it's ok
it's character-building for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)