I was gonna post something sweaty palmed but now I can't be fucked
I used to have a cleaner but can't really justify it what with being a domestic goddess I can do it in a couple of hours every week.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i would quite like to see your efforts at being sweaty palmed
as your palms are usually fairly dry. go on, give it a shot. i won't judge you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

They're dry because they're so fucking hairy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

:((
MUM, THE INTERNETS PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!11!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

It's more of a craigslist arena but I believe the more desperate gentleman can order naked cleaners
that kinda thing. It starts getting more specialist with amputees and facial disfigurements, but we'll leave it there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hang on
there are seriously people out there who would get off on watching a hideously pockmarked and disfigured woman with a stump clean their house, and PAY for the pleasure?

clearly having all 4 limbs and paying my own way on dates is where i have been going wrong all this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Stop it swipe, you're making me hot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, if only you had Thalidomide limbs, it would be an interesting point of discussion on the first date
You know stuff like how the fuck do you give hand jobs with those, or were you called T-Rex at school. lololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)