Let's have a food thread.
What meal reminds you of being ill in childhood, in a comforting way?

For me it's
- Mashed potato
- Chopped up fish fingers (into 3 or 4 pieces)
- Baked Beens
- Chopped up fried egg.

... the whole lot mixed up together into a big mess, but with the verious textures involved, it's well lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:53, 140 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gonz, you are one of the better ones around here
but this has made me feel violently ill.

i am going to print it out and keep it in my wallet for my new years resolution to contract bulimia!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

^this
Urgh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Don't knock it 'till you try it !
I've got to tidy and clean my room today, it's a right proper mess. I might load my clothes into a bin-bag and get the local laundertte clean/dry/iron/whatever the whole lot, socks'n'pants too, just everything. I don't really care how much it costs, within reason, I just can't face the amounting pile of it. Plus I don't have a dryer so it'll take me weeks.

I need a wife.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm thinking about getting a cleaner.
Does this make me bad? I live on my own btw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I used to have one, it was alright, but she was a bit shit towards the end when she spent half the time sitting with me smoking and drinking tea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

no, absolutely not
my cleaner is the best money i spend every week. life is far too short to be cleaning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, but you can afford one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

she's only about £40 a week, i think
but you can have them fortnightly or less. the company's called "anyclean" and they cover all of london, check it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Do they cover any specialist interests

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

i don't know, i've never asked
i don't think my interests are that specialist, to be honest.

i can ask though. what did you have in mind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I was gonna post something sweaty palmed but now I can't be fucked
I used to have a cleaner but can't really justify it what with being a domestic goddess I can do it in a couple of hours every week.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

i would quite like to see your efforts at being sweaty palmed
as your palms are usually fairly dry. go on, give it a shot. i won't judge you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

They're dry because they're so fucking hairy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

:((
MUM, THE INTERNETS PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!11!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

It's more of a craigslist arena but I believe the more desperate gentleman can order naked cleaners
that kinda thing. It starts getting more specialist with amputees and facial disfigurements, but we'll leave it there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hang on
there are seriously people out there who would get off on watching a hideously pockmarked and disfigured woman with a stump clean their house, and PAY for the pleasure?

clearly having all 4 limbs and paying my own way on dates is where i have been going wrong all this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Stop it swipe, you're making me hot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, if only you had Thalidomide limbs, it would be an interesting point of discussion on the first date
You know stuff like how the fuck do you give hand jobs with those, or were you called T-Rex at school. lololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I was earning £5/hour and paying £8/hour to a cleaner at one point =S

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hahah that shows dedication to your laziness.
I heartily approve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Soup or a boiled egg.
I've not had a boiled egg in years.

Basically, any food group that, as a child, it was perfectly acceptable to have soldiers with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

A tablespoon of tramp's spunk.
Taken immediately prior to feeling ill, usually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Goes down smooth and salty
with just the slightest after taste of White Lightning and month old sweat. You could dip toasty soldiers in it!



Yum.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I didn't know you had a B3ta log-in, Dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your little play-mates.
Now drink up your cup of spunky Bovril, there's a good boy.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Can we go and see "E.T." later? Can we? Can we?
Please?

I've been good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

campbells chicken noodle soup
except I didn't like it
it just reminds me of being sick as a child
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I like eggy cup

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

What's eggy cup?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Two eggs, one cup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

why would you ask that? why?
with a name like "eggy cup" it's hardly going to be attractive, is it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You get an egg and you put it in a cup

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

What kind of egg? What kind of cup? For example, a Quail's egg and one of those 2ltr starbucks mugs, might not be right, I'd hate to get it wrong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

It's more important to get the right fork.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Shall I clean the one I used to dig up the garden?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

They did this microwave meal, it was pasta shells in a creamy red pepper sauce, and it was the best one, but they don't make it anywhere now =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I didn't get any food, I was ill.
Just a few gallons of Lucozade.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Were you too poorly to nick it Baz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Too young Jeff, too young.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

oh fuck yeah, lunchables, they were the shit
also, great drunk food as an adult
but they don't make the big ones anymore with the mustard in, sad times
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I dunno about ill, but
We used to have "bits and pieces" on a Friday evening when I was younger. It was a treat, my mum couldn't be arsed to cook at the end of the week, we'd have a small sandwich with the crusts cut off, some hulahoops or other crisps, a pickled onion, some cheese and whatever else she could find, all topped off with a glass of fizzy and a Supermousse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I am amazed you made it into adulthood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

sometimes it is debatable whether he did

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

characters in enid blyton
always seemed to be eating sliced banana covered in sugar and cream. i begged my mother to let me have it, and one day when i had been ill she caved in.

it was fucking disgusting.

angel delight and ice magic, on the other hand, should be given out free every month.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I had the Butterscotch Angel Delight about 6 months ago.
It was awful. Really really horrid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I've not had it since the 70s*. Perhaps it's shit after all.


*unlike Angel Delight, which I had last week AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I had a Super Mousse a while back.
That was horrible too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Have you been lodging at Kitty's or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I am ashamed to admit that I like butterscotch Angel Delight.
Don't tell anyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

me too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

wtf ice magic
?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

ice magic was AWESOME
it was a chocolate sauce that you squirted over ice cream and then it hardened into a delicious chocolatey shell.

my health-freak mother allowed it about once a year, it was the best stuff EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It was a chocolate sauce you put on ice cream.
The sauce then froze.

Which in the 70's was almost space-age food technology. We were in awe at how something could freeze when it come into contact with something frozen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

oh pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

To this day the precise science remains A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It was pure witchcraft.
They are probably still worshipping the ice-magic god in some parts of Wiltshire.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Here you go K
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll9Y-RDLHBU

Ice Magic - explained.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

the bottle looks like a butt plug

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

That's not an accident

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

ribbed for your pleasure?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

What's 'Ice Magic' ?
I think I want to invent a chemical angel delight, where you add the angel delight to verious chemicals and it'll foam up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I've never had angel delight, I don't think.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That is the worst English posted on here today.
D- SEE ME
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

blimey
is bad english all it takes to get a date with you, monty??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

If bad english is all that's needed to get a date*
it would explain why I am single and moping and the chav harridan who lives across the street may as well have a revolving door installed.

*not necessarily with Monty, mind, I'm aware he has taste
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

there are dates and dates, though, mein lieb
i'd rather have one awesome date a year than any number of dates with stilted conversation/wedding rings/crap sex boys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I'd like to have ONE date
'any number' is almost certainly out of the question and awesomeness would be an unexpected bonus.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

You two make me sad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Don't talk to her breasts Jeff - they don't like it when you do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I find it quite amusing actually
mainly because I can picture the look of disappointment they'd have when I took my bra off.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Do your breasts make facial expressions?
Or have I missed the point again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Guess, Jeff
I was referrng to the facial expression of the hypothetical man who'd been staring at them.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Surely I speak for most blokes when I say that all tits are good tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Well, I suppose mediocre boobs are better than no boobs at all
from a male perpective, but even so - emphasis here on mediocre. I have a lot of good bras.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You wouldn't say that if Nell Mangel whapped 'em out in front of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been disapointed by looking at breasts.
I just can't see that happening, unless it turns out they're actually ferrets or something, but I think I would notice that before bra removal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

hahaha
Breasts have feelings too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Boy do they.
Men need to learn not to manhandle them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I like nothing more that to rub my 'man-handle' all over them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'm non-plussed about that
It all seems a bit pointless.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You didn't say that at the time.
*hurt face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Ah well.
I've said it many times before though.

many several
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

OH MY GOD
If you weren't a member of the Trident of Awesomeness I'd be whipping out the Pandatron round about now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

tripod, more like
you, monty and labs will have to confirm your attendance for the summer bash to make sure the ladies are all there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Triumvirate is an even better word

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Triyumvirate more like.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

*snigger*
yes, very good.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Which what hmm eh there's a summer bash?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You're not invited.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Only because you're damned sure I'll outshine you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Shine away, Noelly , shine away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Have you not noticed the jokes Monty makes about fucking me?
He's almost constantly talking about doing me up the arse. It's not PANDERING!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

some maths spod will be along in a minute to point out that "one" is "any number"
but yeah... it's been a LONG time since i had a date that i would count as "awesome". and even then he turned out to be engaged. things i have finally learned in 2010 about dating and intend to implement in 2011:

i - too much build-up is a Bad Thing, because inevitably neither of you can live up to it and you will end up fighting a crashing sense of disappointment whilst trying to look keener than you are. ditto spending too much time together on a first date. short and sweet is the way forward.

ii - life is too short for shit sex. everyone is allowed to fumble a bit the first time. but if he is still shit the second/third/fourth shag, it ain't getting any better.

iii - if he is sexy and sane and local, he will also be married.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

What have I learned?
1. They all lie.
2. If they say they're interested, their attention will snap off within 2 weeks, and if not, they're a creep and run away fast.
3. Don't give up the goods.
4. Don't drink too much. You'll end up doing a lot of things you regret.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

attention "man-handle"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Why do they do this to me, Monty?
Why?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

They are faulty.
Make sure you keep the receipt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I must get all the dud ones.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

no
i think i have cornered that market
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Men seem to have 3 reactions to me
"Oh, you're too good a friend, I couldn't possibly" (read: You're fat and ugly and just, NO.); "Oh, I like you...lol jk, bai" (read: I pretended you weren't fat and ugly, I failed, just NO); or "OMG UR AMAZING...Let me talk to you every minute of the day". Luckily the last one is exceedingly rare.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

i don't think you are fat or ugly
but one thing is for sure, if a guy is telling you he doesn't want to ruin the friendship, it's bullshit, he just doesn't fancy you for some reason. there's not a man on the planet who'd let friendship get in the way of a fuck with a girl he really fancies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

This is complete bollocks, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Monty is, as ever, right.
There are occasions when fucking a friend is a bad thing, and we don't always think with our cocks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I've been told that's the case, on several occasions.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Christ, tell me some lies, swipe
it really doesn't get any better, does it? I may as well give up now.
/glum
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

no......
...... but your expectations get much much lower, which kind of balances it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

If my expectations get any lower
I will end up buying cans of special brew for the homeless instead of drinks for hot men in nice bars.

EDIT - not that I ever go to nice bars or indeed meet hot men. Tramp lovin' it is, then...
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

hahahahahhaa this has made me laugh a LOT
lucky the trainee is off today.

frankly i wish i had bought special brew for the homeless rather than spunked money on the last couple of "dates" i went on!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, but it's kind of a shit situation
whereby if you give a hobo a four pack of Tennant's Superlager, that they're going to have a better evening than you.

When's this girly bash, swipe? I do hope you're not going to let your new year's resolutions get in the way of it.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

good idea
given that the girls are pretty well spread out (oo-er), i was almost wondering about doing it at my dad's when he is away........ cheshire might be easier than london???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

They're about equidistant for me
I was quite up for a night out in London though. Canvas the others and see what they think?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

In response.
1 - If you're enjoying yourself, why cut it short?

2 - Quite agree

3 - Should have bagged yourself someone sooner!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

because
1 - the suspense and sexual tension should be built up through teasing anticipation

3 - pfffffft, he'd only have cheated on me and left me for a 23 year old blonde secretary by now anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Teasing anticipation is good.
Who doesn't enjoy the thrill of the chase?

But it does get to the point whereby someone needs to make a move/decision to find out if you're going anywhere or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

i. Bullshit.
Build-up and anticipation is wonderful, you just need to find the right person.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

yes but if there is too much of it
it can lead to a much bigger let-down.

i am going to abandon my usual criteria of: "must be arrogant and must make me laugh" in favour of: "must be a half-decent human being who doesn't think being 'hot' is the most important feature a woman can have" and see if this gets me any further!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Well if 'arrogant' is one of your criteria you're probably just asking for trouble there
but if a Jessica Rabbit shaped hotshot lawyer can't find a nice bloke then the rest of us mere mortals are screwed. And not in the way we would like.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

i have my eye on one, who does seem to be really really nice and not arrogant at all, which is a first for me
we'll see how long it takes me to turn him into a total twat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Jessica Rampant
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

It makes me feel all teacherly and gay
like that terminal spastic Robin 'if I gurn like I'm having a seizure and put on a stupid 'comedy' voice hopefully no-one will notice I'm about as funny as losing your toes to frostbite' Williams, in what is easily the most bent film of all time: 'Dead Poets' Society'.

That film is an abomination. Just typing its name has made me grit my teeth. Seriously.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

there's worse
what about "star wars" for example
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Being obsessed with Star Wars is rather silly
but I like it a great deal. Not enough to come over all 'Simpsons Tie' about it, but still.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I've never seen that film, but from the way you describe it,
Robin Askwith would have been better cast in the lead role.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Now he WAS good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Did Robin Askwith ever make a bad film?
I think you'll find he did.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry, bbz.
ill try harderrrr mwah xxxxXXXXxxxx
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Honey sandwiches remind me not of being ill but of being in primary school
so vividly that I can't eat them as it feels wrong.

When I'm ill I have Heinz tomato soup with about 4 pieces of white sliced, flat Sprite (put a little sugar in it to flatten it) and jelly babies. Amazing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Yes sugar is definitely what soft drinks need more of.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It's that or shake it up and down for a few minutes and run like buggery when it explodes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Shippams beef paste sandwiches
/awaits obvious joke
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

peanut butter and banana sandwiches

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

YES !
I loved those, I thought my mum invented them 'cus when I was growing up nobody else had them. I never had them battered and deep fried though.

See also: Nutella and Peanutbutter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I've never heard of them being deep fried
yuck

never had nutella, tho
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

My Canadian grandmother
used to feed us banana and sugar sandwiches on white bread with the crusts cut off. My mother had a fucking fit when she found out.

The epileptic lesbian fucking bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

gee, ya reckon?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My unsympathetic father once told me to drink a glass of milk when I was ill.
I really didn't want to. I really, really didn't want to.
He shouted at me so I drank the whole glass and projectile vomited milk and bile in his face.

That showed the 'all knowing' bastard.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

FUCK THA PO-LICE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah, I've been sticking it to the man since '86.

( wanderlust, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arroz_a_la_cubana

because it's awesome, and spectacularly easy to make
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)