attention "man-handle"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why do they do this to me, Monty?
Why?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

They are faulty.
Make sure you keep the receipt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I must get all the dud ones.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

no
i think i have cornered that market
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Men seem to have 3 reactions to me
"Oh, you're too good a friend, I couldn't possibly" (read: You're fat and ugly and just, NO.); "Oh, I like you...lol jk, bai" (read: I pretended you weren't fat and ugly, I failed, just NO); or "OMG UR AMAZING...Let me talk to you every minute of the day". Luckily the last one is exceedingly rare.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

i don't think you are fat or ugly
but one thing is for sure, if a guy is telling you he doesn't want to ruin the friendship, it's bullshit, he just doesn't fancy you for some reason. there's not a man on the planet who'd let friendship get in the way of a fuck with a girl he really fancies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

This is complete bollocks, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Monty is, as ever, right.
There are occasions when fucking a friend is a bad thing, and we don't always think with our cocks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I've been told that's the case, on several occasions.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)