Drive the Hebrew menace from the face of the earth
and adopt a lemur at Whipsnade Zoo.

In that order.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A lemur?
Really?
Bender.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

All the aye-ayes have already gone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

So?
Get an otter or a penguin or a sloth or something, lemurs are shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fuck off are they.
You wouldn't say that to my face*




*unless you had access to a ladder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Or you were stood in a hole.
*digs pit, covers with leaves*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Really, he wants a meerkat, he likes the one of the telly, it makes him laugh.
It makes him laugh every time he sees it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I stay in every night
endlessly chanting 'simples', because I find it so funny and not at all arse-clenchingly irritating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

If you stopped watching the meerkat, you'd be able to give up the MDs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

My daughter told me "simples" had been added to, of all things, The Oxford English Dictionary.
I said "Like fuck has it!" and my mum confirmed it.
*goes off in a strop to try and prove it's an urban myth*
Edit: www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/oct/27/aleksandr-meerkat-collins-dictionary
The Collins, thank fuck. If it was the OED I'd think the universe was going to implode.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Ugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

gorrillas are a real
man's animal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Hebrew? Is that a male tea-bag?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)