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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so, apparently like 15 of my acquaintences are going out, I've been asked to go, but as the only single straight girl that would be there I don't really want to
so, do I go with them, or start to take charge of my own destiny by going out alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
given this thread
you should totally change your destiny, grab the bill by it's horns, carve a new path and some other cliches
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Bill has the horn?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)
he's a duck-billed horny-pus

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Go out, but for your own safety take a gun
actually, take 2 just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I don't think I have enough time to get a permit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)
What do you need a talking frog for?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)
LEAVE THE INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Probably for the best
i'll see if the CB radio community will accept me

"Breaker breaker rubber-ducky"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)
'Smokey' is most likely 'on your tail'.*


*I'm implying you have sex with 'coloured fellas'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)
you sound like my so-called friends and colleagues
they are convinced i have a dark ulterior motive for going to the caribbean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Hah!
"dark"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

dark +ies ulterior
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Look, i'll tell you what I told the last job applicant
No blacks and no Jews
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Oona King is fucked then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)
i'd make an exception for Sammy Davis Junior
but it's worse than that he's dead, Jim
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Sir! Sir! Col. Drac's copying my work, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Don't tell tales
ya big grass
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)
So's Sammy Davis Jr.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I think we have exhausted our supply of celebrity Jewish negroes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'll order some more in.
Can't have too many, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Good man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)
What number is like 15?
Go out with the group of friends, work out which couples won't last the distance and start working on how you can take advantage of the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)
oh pfft
I've decided I'll go out to dinner, then out for a bit. If it's intolerable I will go elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Good for you.
Make the decision that is right for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I'm changing plans as we speak!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Well be sure to keep us posted!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)
That should be a resolution.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

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