Dear God I hate that so much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i used to tackle my brother about it
can't be arsed now. many years of being ignored will do that to a girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

What do you hate about football so much Monty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

It's a sport for queers, by queers.

Queers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hmm.
You seem to be suggesting that I'm a queer 'cos I like football.

I'm sure you like some things that are bent as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Nope. Nothing.
And yes, yes I am. Sport is inherently pathetic:

'Look! I can run/jump/whatever really fast/high etc!!'

Well done. I stopped being impressed by that sort of thing when I was about 5. But football is the worst of a bad lot. Bunch of ghastly proles mincing about crying and cuddling each other: benders - nasty, common little benders, the lot of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

"Bunch of ghastly proles mincing about crying and cuddling each other: benders - nasty, common little benders, the lot of them."

you have excelled yourself here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Why, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, when you put it like that....
You'd have loved the Bristol City 'ability' team, it was made up of various adults with learning difficulties, they used to come out at half time and have a kick about with other people with leaning problems.

It was the most entertaining thing I've ever seen at Ashton Gate in 30 years of going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

That would have been entertaining, I concede.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

It was, especially as two or three of them clearly had absolutely no idea
whatsoever as to what they were supposed to be doing.

It was a full on mong convention, only with goalposts and a ball.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

aka 'a normal game of football'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Oh no, this was special.
And not just special needs.

I believe there was a small chorus of 'You're just a team full of Deacons' at one point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Only 'cos you're facing relegation this season.
I'm getting good at this talking shite about football malarky.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

you are
you must REALLY want this mercedes-benz*

* mercedes benz is hypothetical and remains the property of rswipe llp at all times. terms and conditions apply.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)