What do you hate about football so much Monty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's a sport for queers, by queers.

Queers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hmm.
You seem to be suggesting that I'm a queer 'cos I like football.

I'm sure you like some things that are bent as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Nope. Nothing.
And yes, yes I am. Sport is inherently pathetic:

'Look! I can run/jump/whatever really fast/high etc!!'

Well done. I stopped being impressed by that sort of thing when I was about 5. But football is the worst of a bad lot. Bunch of ghastly proles mincing about crying and cuddling each other: benders - nasty, common little benders, the lot of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

"Bunch of ghastly proles mincing about crying and cuddling each other: benders - nasty, common little benders, the lot of them."

you have excelled yourself here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Why, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, when you put it like that....
You'd have loved the Bristol City 'ability' team, it was made up of various adults with learning difficulties, they used to come out at half time and have a kick about with other people with leaning problems.

It was the most entertaining thing I've ever seen at Ashton Gate in 30 years of going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

That would have been entertaining, I concede.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

It was, especially as two or three of them clearly had absolutely no idea
whatsoever as to what they were supposed to be doing.

It was a full on mong convention, only with goalposts and a ball.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

aka 'a normal game of football'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Oh no, this was special.
And not just special needs.

I believe there was a small chorus of 'You're just a team full of Deacons' at one point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)