In that case i'll support "Overpaid Benders United"
that's the team for me. Supported 'em all me life. "Gooooooo BENDERS!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am told that Fulham supporters
refer to themselves as 'The Cottagers'. This may have been a wind-up though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

With your love of killing yourself with illegal drugs
you could try supporting Charlton. They're the "addicts".
( Kroney, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

well
the ground is called "craven cottage" you see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

And they're fucking benders.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

this is not narrowing it down
not even a little bit. maybe we should go back to what you might look like doing the ironing in a "my wife went to the caribbean and all i got was this lousy AIDS" pinafore?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I want that pinny and I WANT IT NOW
*stamps foot*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Getting a bit gay there, Drac
have you forgotten about the frequent sex clause?
( Kroney, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Ah yes,
but check the small print. It could be 'frequent sex with a dance instructor called Carlos'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

as a lawyer and a girl
i resent the implication that i would sneak in devious alternative meanings and small print
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I fully support the calling of footballists gay

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)