THE COMPLETE YET SHIT A-Z OF OFF-TOPIC
A is for Applebite, blonde and poledance
B is for Bert in his half-sister's pants.
C is for Crow and his penchant for Gays
D is for Darth and his bumdering ways.
E is for Edmund, gazzing his tadger
F is for Fails, catalogued by Badger.
G is for Gazzes, for flirting and moans
H is for -horrors!- Home, Sweet Home.
I is for clicking "I like this!"
J is for Jeff, the dog-fucking prick.
K is for Kristine, our favourite Yank
L is for Lampers, our least favourite Manc.
M is for Monty, the aged old coot
N is for Noel, who is rather cute.
O is for Outside, which scares us the most-
P is for Popular Page, for popular posts
Q is for Quiet- like the board at night
R is for the lovely RachelSwipe
S is for Sisters, of which Bert is a fan
T is for Tugnut, our best music man.
U is for U, which is in MASSIVE DRUGS
V is for Virgins, deprived of good fucks
W is for Weirdos, Deacons and Spazzes
X is for those X-Rated gazzes.
Y is for You, who read all this shit
Z is a letter for which nothing fits.
Thus ends this awful rhyme-
I blame Jeff for wasting my time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good work; you are the poet laureate of OT.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

do we have the 10 gallons of sherry
or whatever it is poet laureates get?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I have a few cans of Guinness...
...and a copy of "Bums of Navarone".
Will that do?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

it's gonna have to do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

It's not our best film.
I think she'd rather not be reminded of that one, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Make it 20 litres of gin and then we'll talk.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Now we need a colab with board, and do an illustrated one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)