Is it possible to compile an A-Z of Off Topic?
What posters, words or insults would you associate with the alphabet?

Alt: Favourite double act.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:37, 106 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I
like breasts.

For both questions.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

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( broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

B for Beakering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

A is for Applebite, blonde and poledance
B is for Bert in his half-sister's pants.
C is for Crow and his penchant for Gays
D is for Darth and his bumdering ways.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Keep going. This is great.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm trying!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

E is for the 'elephant' impression we do
F is the 'fuck' in STFU
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

E is for Ed and his medical lies?

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Excellent! Forgot about him!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

F is for food, especially at lunch
G is for grin - see smug git, above

and I'm stuck on H
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Try methadone, it works for some.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm rather pleased with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm impressed

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Helicopter?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

at lunch PIES
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Honda Accord innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

E is for Edmund, gazzing his tadger
F is for Fails, catalogued by Badger.
G is for Gazzes, for flirting and moans (*)
H is for -horrors!- Home, Sweet Home.


* if anyone can improve this let me know
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I is for imbeciles, wall to wall
J is for HimJim, the gayest of all
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

K is Krizzle, the bully of kings
L is for Lampers, Christ how she mings*


*lol jk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

"duck when she swings"?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Better, and much less offensive.
8/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

A sentence which contradicts itself, arguably, but ta kindly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

haha you are right.
Seasonal pint, at all?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ooh, I could be persuaded. What evenings are good or bad for you over the next few days?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I am as John Inman in general.
I'm free.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

To do what you want?
Any old time?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

free FUCKING BENT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I'll be back in London tomorrow if you've nowt better to do
Otherwise I don't really have much planned in the new year so far.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'll text you
IN A HETEROSEXUAL WAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

that's not the kind of language
he understands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Hahah I like this

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I is for clicking "I like this!"
J is for Jeff, the dog-fucking prick.
K is for Kristine, our favourite Yank
L is for Lampers, our least favourite Manc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I think the 'prick' shout is somewhat uncalled for.
Generally, it is accepted that I'm a cock, not a prick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

M is for memes, like 'Crow is a gay'
N is for nonces, like Bert in his day
O is for ORLY? to internet lies
P is for QOTWers' big pies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

M is for massive drugs, in your honda
O is Off Topic, it's where we all are
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

M is for Monty, the aged old coot
N is for Noel, who is rather cute.
O is for Outside, which scares us the most-
P is for Popular Page, for popular posts
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

is rather cute plays the skin flute
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

O.o

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Q is for Quiet- like the board at night
R is for the lovely RachelSwipe
S is for Sisters, of which Bert is a fan
T is for Tugnut, our best music man.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

i approve of this sort of thing
more people should call me lovely. more, i say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

U is for U, which is in MASSIVE DRUGS
V is for Virgins, deprived of good fucks
W is for Weirdos, Deacons and Spazzes
X is for those X-Rated gazzes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Y is for You, who read all this shit
Z is a letter for which nothing fits.
Thus ends this awful rhyme-
I blame Jeff for wasting my time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

TADAAA!!
good work, lamps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I agree.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Thanks lvoe

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Well at least copy and paste it all together for us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Down there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Well I've given your efforts a click.
Even if you have called me a prick in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Sorry :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

O is for online breakdowns, death threats, violence and fairy flouncing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

R is for Rory who's ready to pounce.......
On anyone really.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Online rapist
ma would be so proud
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

r is for rachelswipe
and don't you forget it, noob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I'll fight you for it after school

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Not quite what I meant.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Do tell

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I'm going home now,
If I'm not mentioned there'll be hell on.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Don't worry, 'R for rapist' is coming right up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

R is for repossession, monty's future

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I don't think 'repossetion' is my, or indeed anyone's future.
Or even a word.

N is for 'Ninja' eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

R is for dyslexia.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

i like this a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

R fer pint

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

NO, YOU LEAVE THE INTERNET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Who the fuck is hellon?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Daughter of JS Bach.
You know, Hellon Bach.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Sorry everyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

FUCK
6 letters to go, I'm stuck now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Err...
U is for Um bongo, they drink it in the Congo.

might need a bit more work
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

suggestions:
U - ugly bastards
v - vicious character assassinations
W - wimps, wanking
x - x-rated, xylophone buggery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

U - Uterus full of Mentos?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Hahaha I love Xylophone Buggery
I foudn rathergood before b3ta, and forgot about it. When I started posting on b3ta it amused me no end that Rathergood was a sistersite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I first saw
underpant toast. What I was actually looking for is now lost i the mists of time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

T is for tits there are lots to be found
U is for upset, when Bert was around.

V is for vodka- RSwipe's favourite tipple

W is for wanking, at the sight of a nipple.

X is for doing MDs to excess

and Z is for...
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

zealous pendants

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Or pedants, no?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

ZINNNG

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

alt: Fry and Laurie
or Hitler and Goebbels
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Fred and Rose.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Good call.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Left one and right one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I've had the Fry & Laurie boxset in my Amazon wishlist for months
i'm worried they wont be as funny as I remember them to be. Soupy twist!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Don't worry at all.
I have all episodes inc pilot and watch them regularly - they are easily as good as you think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

THE COMPLETE YET SHIT A-Z OF OFF-TOPIC
A is for Applebite, blonde and poledance
B is for Bert in his half-sister's pants.
C is for Crow and his penchant for Gays
D is for Darth and his bumdering ways.
E is for Edmund, gazzing his tadger
F is for Fails, catalogued by Badger.
G is for Gazzes, for flirting and moans
H is for -horrors!- Home, Sweet Home.
I is for clicking "I like this!"
J is for Jeff, the dog-fucking prick.
K is for Kristine, our favourite Yank
L is for Lampers, our least favourite Manc.
M is for Monty, the aged old coot
N is for Noel, who is rather cute.
O is for Outside, which scares us the most-
P is for Popular Page, for popular posts
Q is for Quiet- like the board at night
R is for the lovely RachelSwipe
S is for Sisters, of which Bert is a fan
T is for Tugnut, our best music man.
U is for U, which is in MASSIVE DRUGS
V is for Virgins, deprived of good fucks
W is for Weirdos, Deacons and Spazzes
X is for those X-Rated gazzes.
Y is for You, who read all this shit
Z is a letter for which nothing fits.
Thus ends this awful rhyme-
I blame Jeff for wasting my time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Good work; you are the poet laureate of OT.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

do we have the 10 gallons of sherry
or whatever it is poet laureates get?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I have a few cans of Guinness...
...and a copy of "Bums of Navarone".
Will that do?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

it's gonna have to do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

It's not our best film.
I think she'd rather not be reminded of that one, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Make it 20 litres of gin and then we'll talk.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Now we need a colab with board, and do an illustrated one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

AltQ- Pills and weed
Drum n' Bass
Tech House

Black and White Minstrel Show.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

You've forgotten about 'Sad' and 'core', it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Indeed.
Sadcore, monkeyporn and MontyBoyce.

Okay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Perfect, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Okay
Glad we got that one sorted out, shnookums.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

What're you doing for NYE?
Steaks, wine and Nazism for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I think I might be DJing a party at someone's flat.
We shall see.

If I am, my midnight record will be Ape Shall Never Kill Ape by U.N.K.L.E.

It is from before Shadow got involved- Lavelle, Goldsworthy, Nigo, Scratch Perverts. Kudo may be in that line up as well, I can't recall.

Either that, or this, as it makes me think of you and your cute little face: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLgswmJxA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I'm glad they weren't around when I was a teenager.
I would be dead by now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:02, Reply)

They are one of the very few bands that have done a good cover of Joy Division
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KEIqsJDQCg

And I am very very precious about Joy Division.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:06, Reply)