I saw my 20th birthday in with a shot of tequila.
I ended it drinking what was likely screenwash and white spirit making out with a homosexual.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

was it a boy or a girl?
they come in two flavors, ya know
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Both flavours.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Like Raspberry Ripple?
Although that is slang for cripple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

No, like a drunk fat girl jumping on people

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

It does sound like an epic evening though
I spent my 20th birthday party getting pissed alone in my flat. I think yours sounds better.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Not when you have a 3-day hangover
and you accidently de-virgined your coursemate.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

3 day hangovers are par for the course at my age
My sister took me out drinking on a Saturday night and I didn't feel right again til Tuesday tea time, and I was still shaking and retching on Monday morning. How it is that she holds her drink that well and I cannot is a mystery.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I do not hold my drink well at all.
There is a semi-notorious incident where I vomited onto a table. Or when I punched Wookiee in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I've done some fairly embarrassing things
but I've never made a total spectacle of myself, at least.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The worst thing I remember doing is making an arse of myself at a house party by trying to be a scratch DJ on the real DJ's turntable.
The DJ was not amused.

Then later I zonked out with excessive drug use and missed half the night. I was in my early thirties : /
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Eek!
yes, I can safely say that I've never made quite that much a tit of myself. I've spilled drinks on bikers (twice) and I've done my fair share of falling over, falling asleep and falling in to strange boys laps, but I've never done anything quite that bad.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've been told there's something I did
that I hope is a lie and will never be told lest it becomes accepted truth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

you can't leave it at that!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I'll gaz you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)