Me neither.
I'm trying to avoid making them.

Had a nice day Amberl?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, drank too much as always
but feel much better. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I've done very little
Caught up with some friends on the telephone, did a bit of housework and sorted out some clothes.

That was it really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

a relaxing day at least then!
went out shopping but the sales are rubbish :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

They are a bit :(

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Are the sales rubbish, or is it just a case that those shoes you like are still too expensive?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

A little from column a, a little from column b...
I found 5 things I liked, one I bought, one I couldn't find in my size, two hadn't been reduced enough to justify buying and the other was those shoes. I usually find MUCH more stuff than that I want to buy.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Never mind.
Always next year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Get the shoes
*devil on your shoulder*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Leave the shoes
*The voice of reason*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Hehe
I will probably end up getting them, but it will have to wait til next payday.
not least because I've just spent £20 on dvds on amazon
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)

What DVDs did you order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Comedy dvds
Bill Bailey - Dandelion Mind, Ross Noble - Things and Tim Minchin - Ready for This?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

that rather than shoes?!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

*evil*
you know you want them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Shh! Stop tempting me!
Do you really want me to have to live off beans and porridge for the last two weeks of january? :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Supernoodles and Relentless
cancel the DVDs instead :P
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Technically, you could torrent the dvds.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Since when do you ever try to avoid making puns?

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Because if you look at the last 10 puns I posted, did you smile?
No pun intended.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Hmph. I bloody knew it!
*chases Jeff with a saucepan*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

My dad once caught me stirring a saucepan with my head.
He said, 'You'll never get married if you carry on like that.'

I said, 'I know, I'll always be a spatula'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

*SPANGS*
you'll always be a spacker, more like, making puns like that.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

It's your fault.
YOU bring the worst out in me.

(I'm guessing that *SPANGS* isn't a nice thing?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Spanging
is a b3ta term for having been tricked - usually people write it in response to a QOTW post that they read and believed until the last line, when there's some god awful pun. It's the hypothetical saucepan dinging you a good 'un round the back of the head.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I can take a spanging them.
What does tomorrow bring for you berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Bugger all, as usual
I may make some chocolate mousse or something for this party I'm going to on friday.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Or you may stay in bed all morning and complain that you've not had tea and toast delivered?
Have you got any siblings you can go out with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Not really
I wouldn't really go out drinking with my stepbrothers and my sister lives on Anglesey with her son. I'm the youngest by 5-6 years. And yes, there will probably be a lot of slobbing about in bed again.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

So, this begs the question.
Were you planned?

Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

No, I wasn't
My mum didn't plan either of us because she's a floozie. And my family tree is more of a shrub - my half sister is married to my youngest step brother.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hang on.
YOU'RE Bert.

berk/bert.

It all makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)