Fuck off you cunting fuck, I hope you die!
Hi there, so are you a male or female flatmate of my good friend Lampito?
( djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pay attention, DJ
Lampers says 'her' up there ^
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Sorry berk *sigh* (I'mdoing it until it's tiresome)
I'm a bit slow on the uptake tonight. I think I'm totally in though.
( djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

It got tiresome in about 1993
Sorry. Totally in where?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)

You mean I'm not the first person
to come up with that original punnage? Now that I come to think of it, Matt Lucas never laughed when I went up to him in the street and said, "Want that one." It was hilarious!
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

No, I first heard that about 20 years ago
you're way behind the times, boyo.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I'll have to do something else to get my edge back
Ah'll gie it some quality Scots patter
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)

I'll give you some quality scots patter.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Half an hour of empty promises about a reach around?

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I was thinking more leaving you upstairs while I drank 8 cans of tennets
and then punched your dad in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)

*sniff*
It's like you had a webcam on my childhood.
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I am the female one
(And also the best one.)
(Charmander, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I agree completely, you seem awesome to me
Please don't punch me Lampers
I'm djtrialprice, a single bachelor type from Cambridge who comes to bashes in London
*trigger fingers*
( djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

You're a knob who looks like Bob Grant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Keep him in line Roota baby.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Innit blud

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)

ROOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)

OH MY GOD!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I NO RITE!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

Aw, lad!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)

How's my scouse lover?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)

oh noes I missed you
My eyes hurt
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)

Oh yeah, it slipped my mind for a second
but I'm actually engaged to this person calling me a knob. Is Bob Grant a character off Brookside?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Did you get to see the cricket highlights DJ?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Nah :(
Saw the wickets I missed on a short news segment but it's not the same.
( djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)