This.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

so the answer is........
celibacy?

that's not a good answer to anything. although, query whether shit sex is better than no sex, at least if you've had no sex, you can walk around and cross your legs without wincing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

WANKING.
Ideally on webcam.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh, tits.
Pass me the needle and thread, I'm going to sew up my Sarlaac pit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Petal, if you keep calling it that it's no wonder you're striking out.
No-one wants their lightsaber slowly digested over a thousand years.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

If Mandalorian battle armour can't resist it
a simple helmet has no chance.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Both these made me laugh a little more than it should have
Congrats, boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)