"I'm eating a ham sandwich, which is the last thing my ex made for me before she BECAME A BITCH AND RIPPPEDXC MF YUCKING HART OUT!"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

God, Chompy
you're so insensitive. Why is it all men are like this? Why won't they settle down with me and respect me and nurture my crazy woman-logic? I'm so alone and it's because men suck.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

That's exactly the sort of thing I have to up with at work,
which I hate because I'm bored and my boss doesn't appreciate me and I don't get paid enough and I'm too good for these cunts and WAAHAAHAHAHAHAHH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

GUILTY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

WHY IS LIFE SO MEEN
boo-hoos NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME I'M ON MY OWN IN THIS WORLD ONLY THE INTERNET UNDERSTANDS ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm so lonely

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Chins up, there's someone waiting to love you out there
/untrue
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's what's on the inside that counts

( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Size doesn't matter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

9/10
I do hope you bag an insecure b3tan having put all this effort in.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

the term "bag" has never been more appropriate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The hunt for Dicke Frau
The hardest hunt of all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Then I can chew her up and spit her out
because I'm a MAN.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)