I snogged a 32 year old lesbian once
But it wasn't on new years.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

see the eerie silence in here
as every male on the board drops his keyboard and rushes to the gents.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Have they all started to throw up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And shit themselves
there's a lot of Norovirus going around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I was revising that just the other day

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

i had that when i was in antigua for christmas a couple of years ago
it only made me vomit, but it made me vomit nonstop for about 4 days, it was awful. there was a lizard in my bathroom one day and he got drenched in it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I know I shouldn't laugh at that,
But the lizard bit is brilliant. Sorry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

poor little lizard, although that'll teach him to perve at people in the bathroom
the absolute low point was vomming sooo violently that it made me pee myself - cleaning up the bathroom after that was literally the lowest point of my life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh swipe,
There are some things you should never share, even on the internet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

you're right
oh well, it's done now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If it was a chameleon, would it have been stumped by the array of colours
In your technicolour yawn?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

She's on the uni rugby team.
Lets see them try and fap to that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Was she a hooker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Haha, no idea.
But I've pulled four of the womens rugby team now, so chances are one of them might be.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Good try.
Have they converted you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

To rugby?
Nah.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Did any of them maul you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

No, but two of them were almost fighting over me.
A guy who has tried valiantly to get into my pants several times was watching, I think he may have jizzed. At least we went to the bathroom pretty soon after.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

So a ruck then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I know I was pissing in the wind the moment you replied 'To rugby?'
After the 'try' and 'conversion' post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I got hooker and maul
But you lost me on ruck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHA :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

what, this lot?
are you kidding?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've dated a couple of female rugby players
Backs are pretty safe, they are normally small and agile. It's the huge forwards that put you off a bit :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Err excuse me
I played front row for years.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I said HUGE forwards
you're tiny
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

well I am now
But I used to be the proper shape for a forward.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hey, I'm a forward now!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah, but you're like huge in other ways, maxi

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Damn straight, I'm tall and have enormous feet

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nah, the occasional snog's two a penny
it's making it stick, that counts.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)