How about that Local Sports Team?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Real men drink ale old chap
and what ho anyone who didly-doesn't is a bounder and a cad.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Nothing good AT ALL has happened since 1974.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Computer games are a fad that are ruining our coutries children.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

We've just degenerated to impersonating Monty.
This is fucking bent.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

The above is funny because it mimics the typical posting style of another user.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Computer games are for nerds,
I'd much rather spend my money on Ugg boots and Primark
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Ugg boots penis
Primark dildos
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

OMG!
I can't believe you don't go to proper shops like Harvey Nichols and Harrods and Waitrose! I love shopping!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I do love Ugg Boots, Primark
Juicy Couture, tracksuits and hoop earrings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Oh my god, totally
I'm going to dress all my children in them too. I want loads of kids, have I told you?
If only I could get some cock. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have more cock than I know what to do with
but just like you I want loads of kids. I think it'd be so cute to buy them t-shirts saying 'Daddy just wanted a blowjob' or like mini velour tracksuits and call them things like Nokia.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I've already found this one that says
"I love my mummy lots and lots xxx"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Awww how cute
I'm absolutely sure both Kitty and rswipe feel exactly the same as us. Joint prenatal classes I think.

/feels slightly sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That'll be the morning sickness.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You sound like a slag from the bullring
which poster is this?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I don't think anyone on b3ta
actually committs those atrocities against good taste. Unless Monty is keeping secrets. It is the opposite of me and Applebite though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I should read the question first sometimes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It doesn't have to be another poster
Just completely different to what you'd usually post.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Oh, I had posters in mind with my vitriol
Yet another social faux pas on my behalf
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Oh and there's this guy I really really fancy
I really want to get into a long term, comitted relationship with him. But I don't think he's interested :( :( :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)