Parasites are interesting, shut up.
Back on topic, was your friend's first phone sex experience satisfactory? Is she going to move on to letting him touch her boob next time they meet up?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yeah, apparently he was amazing
he's an irish gym teacher. the accent seems to have done the trick.

sometimes i wish my friends shared less with me than they do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Or more? See if you can persuade her to get him to call you. That way you can evaluate properly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

haha
i'm not sure he could handle me. i might melt his phone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I imagine she'd be angry if you gave him back with a face covered in molten plastic.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

i've not seen a pic
(well, not of his face. clearly the cockshots got forwarded on instantly). might improve him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Fucking hell, he'd have to start out pretty grim in that case.
Careful mentioning cockshots on a thread with Ed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

i think you scared him off

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That reminds me, I stall have his old username on a sockpuppet.
Must dust that off one of these days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)