I've got to HAND it to you, this is a great thread.
It's warmed my heart during this Arctic weather. So big(amy) up yourself.

or you know fuck off you prick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

someone screen shot this before he deletes and gaz to badger
I'm off home see you lot later.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Clarification
1. Never charged with bigamy: the unfounded allegations lead to an apology from Avon and Somerset Police

2. I pleaded guilty to a common assault of **** *** despite the fact that his evidence was not compelling and was directly contradicted by evidence from the doctor who treated him: in the interests of closure I have not pursued a private prosecution against him
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Why are you trying to defend yourself?
What do you hope to achieve?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Clarification
and that some of the many lies and salacious stories are shown for what they are: false.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I find it amazing you believe anyone but you cares.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Actually, no, hang on a minute.
There are a few people on this board who are geniunely a bit freaked out by you. A couple have said they were scared you'd stalk them. Your past, the fact that you lived some kind of double life and lied your way through a few years of your life will do that to people.

You're in the wrong place if you want sympathy; all you'll get here is ridicule and judgement. I do strongly suggest you give up any idea you might have that you can re-integrate with this particular society, punished, cured or whatever.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Stalking?
That's ridiculous.

I am simply fed up with my voyeuristic enjoyment of b3ta.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

People have specifically told me they are/were scared of you and what you might be capable of.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

i'm fucking terrified of an inbound jet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

unlike all your stories
Which were 100% guaranteed truth?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You invited a scouser to the operah
You spastic
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I
don't recall having done so, but if I did then I hope I have apologised to the scouser in question.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

you should apologise to the operah

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

so should you for your spelling of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

pffft
He should have at least offered to take her to the Phil.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Accepted.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Exactamondo brother

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I fully believe this statement
"2. I pleaded guilty to a common assault of **** *** despite the fact that his evidence was not compelling and was directly contradicted by evidence from the doctor who treated him: in the interests of closure I have not pursued a private prosecution against him"

on the grounds that a criminal record for assault and 40 days in chokey are infinitely preferable to not having the closure that would come from my being vindicated and set free. Of course.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)