Basic numeracy?
Such as..

1 wife plus 1 wife = 1 wife?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See above.

(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Why on earth would we believe anything that you,
a self confessed fucking mentalist spastic cunt who permanently disabled a man whilst pretending to be a doctor, would post on a website populated by liars and evil cunts?

Why don't you just fuck off?

Unless of course this is a brilliant meta-troll pretending to be a self confessed spastic mentalist to drum up a bit of conversation!
( Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Al: the voice of the people here

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Yeah, or fuck off or something.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

you should be a bit more concise and bold in your opinions though, al
i often have trouble deciphering your meaning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Or was is more problem solving?
'If Edmund is given one slightly damaged hand, that could be easily repaired by a qualified member of the medical services, and works on it, how many permanently damaged hands are we left with AFTER he has worked his magic?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

This has to win todays internet at least

( Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Thanks very much.
With a POTD from Himjim too, I feel my efforts have been rewarded.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

POTD
Huge officelol.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

In regards to your text
GET ON IT I WILL BE LIVING IN THE LIBRARY COME VISIT THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAAAAR WITH ME PLZ
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

In regards to the other text
I don't think you could handle that much penis tbh.

Edit: At one time.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Well you're a massive dick, at least.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

i fucking love that pub
wetherspoons or not. it always wins "best toilets in london", they are like 1 bed luxury flats those things!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

YES
the toilets are incredible. Himjim and I actually had a conversation about them, that's how cool we are
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

they are a bit unique!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)