Dear OT
My name is Napoleon Bonaparte, and I used to post here under the username "Major Misunderstanding"

I once flew my fighter-plane to the moon where I picked up 3 sexy women and was married there and then by Elvis to all 3, I had to fly back the next day as I was walking to the south pole ON MY HANDS for charity, I raised so much money every woman on the planet spontaneously orgasmed multiple times.

When i'm not marrying women or being awesome, I like to post on B3ta which I created at the same time that I invented the internet.

If you would like to marry me or would like a photo of my penis, please gaz me your name, address, deepest fears and points of emotional weakness.

Yours innocently,

Major Maverick Iceman, MD, KBE, ASAP
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I loled, hard

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Innocent until proven guilty
and I only admitted guilt becuase of the overwhelming evidence against me

So there
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

should have got a better lawyer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I AM a lawyer
and a fighter pilot and Brad Pitt.

(Is it wrong to mock the mentally ill? Probably. *shrugs*)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)

as i have said to you before
something that feels so right cannot possibly be wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)