Dear OT
I appear to have acquired a reputation as something of a cunt and, bizarrely, a bully.

If I may be so bold, I would like to take the opportunity to extend the hand of friendship to all of OT and remind them that I am, of course, very good looking. I am also available for tips and advice regarding men's formalwear and accessories.

Yours winningly,

Mr P Dozer OBE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cunt? No.
Arrogant and pretentious? Maybe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Dozer I have liked you from the start mate
you are very amusing and I hope you continue. Don't turn into Bert though.

replied to the wrong one. But still applies.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I can live with that.
And no chance of me 'doing a Bert' either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

"I am also available for tips and advice regarding men's formalwear and accessories."
You are DF's sockpuppet AICMFP.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Let's be fair, I don't think you have a reputation as a bully
In the other thread when Rory said "terrible bullying" I believe he was referring to me citing your name as someone I don't like. I have absolutely no idea why I'm trying to reassure you other than the fact that I don't like to create false impressions on the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Then why do you keep harping on about this imaginary girlfriend of yours and trying to convince us you're straight?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

because one day when you are all convinced we are going to rohypnol the shit out of your drinks
then plough the shit out of your bum in a horrific columbine-esque gay massacre.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

As soon as one of you falls for it, I'll stop
Apart from Disasterprone, who's met her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Dude
Does this all stem from that Pendulum thing? I realise that you know disasterprone in real life and he seriously does not like me one bit, following an incident where he was exceptionally nasty to me and he offered me a smack in the mouth should we ever meet. All because I called a shit qotw story shit. No joke or exaggeration.

I harbour no ill feelings to anyone on here- it's the internet after all and we are both OT posters.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

It's got nowt to do with Disasterprone, that's a coincidence
It is about the Pendulum thing, and they way you troll my QOTW posts. I'm sure that you're perfectly pleasant in real life but I've only ever encountered you online where your disposition towards me has been set firmly to "dickhead".

As you say it's just internet banter and it's not like I sit up at night planning fiendish ways to bump you off, it's merely than until right now we've never exchanged a civil word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I don't troll anyone's posts.
And as a mark of my civility I am resisting the urge to do a strikethrough of that p up there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Brilliant
My opinion of you has absolutely been revised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Is this internet sarcasm?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

If you can't tell I have no inclination to clarify
but in the spirit of the season, I shall; would you change your opinion of someone based on your post above?

You're the last person I thought I'd be saying this to, if I'm honest, but I won't be posting again today so I'd like to wish you and everyone else on B3ta a very Happy New Year. Eat, drink, be merry, fornicate, dribble, vomit, sleep. Best of luck with all of the above.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I donno who you are, don't really care eaither.
Donno why you would think I would think you're a cunt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)