pay someone's mortgage
and make with the bumhole pics.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll have to ask Gonz how he sets up all his levers and pulleys.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

tripod and self timer shoud do the trick
I recommend natural light for a more flattering picture, but flash if you really want the detail
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

*flashes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

what exquisite
bumhair detail
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Notice the stark shadow effect
caused by the mat of clagnuts and bumgrapes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

it's a smorgasbord of textures and hues

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

although the form leaves much to be desired
there are echoes of Edward Weston in the compostion and use of lighting

edit: caraphillips.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/weston_pepper_number30.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

this is not some neat bleached ringpiece
this is a bumhole with a lot of miles on the clock, it's history etched into it's creases and folds.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

not for him the sublime figures of
Mapplethorpe's nudes. No, this challenges our perception of arses, indeed of the meaning of sublime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Indeed
it provides the observer with a clear link between the real and the surreal, this is surreal as in super-real, a reminder of our bizarre and fantastical worlds-within-worlds.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Look, it's a bumhole ok?
Stop over-analysing it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

but an object, once photographed
becomes an object of importance, of study and contemplation.

"I photograph to see what things look like photographed"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Totally missed my invisible pun.
It's funny because it's about bottoms.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

hahah! I get it now!
you cheeky git
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

a peek, if you will, through the bumhole

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Who lives in an arse like this?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)