Isn't that twice he's done that now? Want me to twat him for you? You're more ladylike than I am afterall!
Go get cleaning lady, I'm going to potter about for a bit and possibly do some cleaning myself, but it's likely I'll just have a nap and start on the fizz
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well the first time, he kneed me in the nose
This time he was fireman's lifting me up the stairs and CRACKED my head.
I can't twat him because he does a Paddington stare, but I know you would be impervious to such tactics, so yes, poke him up a bit more next time you see him.
No fizz until the Hoovering is done!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Poke him up eh? I'm sure I can do better than that. Give me a heads up when the wedding's taking place and I'll make sure I don't get his face to ruin the photos ,)
He cheats because he tickles, so I'll wear several layers and poke him with a big long stick.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'll glue mittens onto him in his sleep
so that he can't do that annoying tickling of you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Tar and feather him while you're at it. Trick is to pour the tar when it's almost ready to set. It wont be as hot then, so less chance of waking him up
Or I guess you could just set Tigger on him :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Tigger nibbled on him yesterday
So it begins...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Cover him in catfood when he sleeps and just let nature take its course
Right I'm sodding off for a bit. Have an awesome new years ladyface and I look forward to seeing you soon x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm off to clean
Have a cracking new year.
See you Jan/Feb x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)