I've just woken up for the second time today.
Ill, On new years eve?

The chance of that happening must be billions to one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Thanks lar.
This is shit. I made the effort over Christmas to drink a lot less, and this is how I've been rewarded.

My new years resolution might have to change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you know if you went out the place would be fulll
of twats forcing themselves to drink and have a 'good time'. Stay in bed and watch whatever crap they put on at new years nowadays
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I'm gonna go out anyway,
AND HAVE A MISERABLE TIME.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

FINE!
you do that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)

My nose is blocked
I couldn't force a line of powder up it if you paid me.

And I'm not sure I fancy drinking either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm off to a friend's house in a bit
where she will tell me in great detail about her new boyfriend.

Oh, and I've been typecast: my role in the murder mystery is an eccentric artist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Is her boyfriend part of the murder mystery plot?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

who knows
you're the one from bristol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My money in on the landlord, with the pizza, in the flat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

how do you kill with a pizza
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

You
Top them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:32, Reply)

HAHHAHAHAH!
nice one.

have as good a new year as you can, I think I might leave any minute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)