Fuck off back to /board
Just kidding Sis, you're bosser.
Your wedding was cracker too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

has there been a lot of b3tans getting married
and engaged in 2010, it certainly seems that way.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I agree.
More than ever before? Someone will have it charted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

See, I bucked the trend and got divorced
no one buys you cake when you get divorced, which is a shame.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

now, that's just not true
see?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

:D OK, what I mean, really is that
no one got me cake :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

well, have this one on me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

YAYAYYAY!
*dances*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Divorce cake
Tastiest of all cakes!

I got one by default because my divorce was settled on my parent's 40th wedding anniversary.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Was it both bitter and sweet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

it was very emotional really
the cake was in tiers.

badumtish
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

*clicks*
nicely done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Ouch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I thought that one was very Jeff-esque
it's not mine by the by, someone else posted it months ago as a quality gag to use in a best man's speech.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

It was probably me. That's what makes it worse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:13, Reply)

From Richard Ashcroft bakeries, Wigan.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Those drugs don't work, they just make you worse,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

When that came out
I had a particularly stupid secratary who misheard and thought it was a song about broken down lorries.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

the trucks don't work
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Yup
We also convinced her that cosmetic testing on animals was wrong because they put mascara and lipstick on male rabbits and they got embarrassed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

she sounds adorable

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Kirsty
She was a gem. I fobbed her off onto someone else after a few months - I think the final straw was when I dictated (this was in the old days when you did dictation and secrataries typed it up) the sentence "Liability is disputed" and it came back as "My ability is disputed."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

aw bless

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)

I was slow on the pick-up...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

That joke was poorly articulated

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

It should have been better advertised.
It needed a good trailer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

the one it had did not
convoy the right image
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

It was lacking a driving force.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

even though mr b3th has a b3ta account
he never comes on here, and isn't really interested in us clever types.

I did, however, meet him on teh interwebs eleven years ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

you're just jealous
because I have actual talents (3 - count 'em - 3!) front paged pictures! And I have the wit and geniality to fit in with you bunch of losers as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Don't be too witty
We're proper crybabies
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Welcome to Off Topic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)