Good answer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

don't rush in with your size 12's
what is IN these pies?

eg cheese and onion = awesome. steak and kidney (snake'n'pygmy as my dad would say) = fucking abortion in pastry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

meat and potato
SUPER WIN
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

i used to like you, you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

you've never had Taylor's meat and potato pies
Well unless you were in Crewe in the 90s. They were so peppery and lovely

/reminices
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Did they sell them at Gresty Road?
If they did, then I'm sure I've eaten them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

don't know, possibly
but there are (or were) a lot of pie people round there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:05, Reply)

I like pies.
Pies are good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

I remember once, Bristol City were playing Sheffield Wednesday away
I went to the food bar at half time and asked 'what have you got left?'

'Four mean and potato pies' was the answer.

I bought (and ate) the lot, just to annoy the people behind me in the queue.

I've grown up (and slimmed down) since then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

mean and potato
you certainly were
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I once got the last cup of Bovril at an away game with Wycombe.
There is no end to my awful behaviour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

like drinking bovril you mean
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Oddly, I don't even like Bovril
But I will order the last of anything!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

mean and potato?
was the "mean" part you for your pie-snaffling activities?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

I've not got my spec on, and I've been drinking.
I meant MEAT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Spec?
Do you wear a monocle?

I think even more highly of you now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Gah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Monocle?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

No.
Normal size.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Size 9s actually.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:32, Reply)

oh dear
you know what they say about men with small feet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

easier to buy shoes`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Small shoes?
You want to see the size of my hands. They're massive.

And you know what they say about men with big hands? Yeap. Big gloves.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

i am now picturing you
as wallace with his massive animated hands

he hails from bristol too, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

As in the Claymation?
He's from Wigan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

the character, yes
but nick park and the actual films are from bristol aren't they? there was a fuss a few years ago when the council put up wallace and gromit characters instead of christmas ones...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

He's from Preston
But based in Bristol.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

therefore jeff could be him (wallace, not nick park)
good good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

Small shoes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

actually
i think the assumption is that all the extremities are in proportion, so a guy with small-average feet will only be in possession of a small-average cock.

i am surprised you have not heard this before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I made the same quip as Jeff :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

yeah well
i'm SURE he's heard it before too, if you know what i mean...

(it's funny because i am implying that... /ac)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

as always
you are most welcome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

You've changed.
You used to tell us all stories about interesting things, now it's all about having a go at me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Better to be a whipping boy
Than never get whipped at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

this is a lie isn't it
on every level
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)