Or the bits with cement dust all over my house
Or the Norovirus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"CHCB 2010, The Film"
"It's an emotional rollercoaster"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

That's the story of my life.
I don't even like rollercoasters.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Actually your year's been pretty mental hasn't it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Most years are mental. I think I'm cursed. It's how I end up with so much QOTW fodder.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

i share your pain
although my issue tend to revolve more around flashing people or falling off my high heels etc. i put my disaster-attracting abilities down to sheer lack of organisation and common sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

I can't even risk high heels, high heels would be a step too far.
I envy your high heel wearing (falling over notwithstanding) and hope to one day follow in your footsteps.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)

i can only wear the really sexy/pretty high ones at work
or on evenings where i don't have to stand/walk around too much.

otherwise it's trainers/flat fuck-me boots all the way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

I wear 'fuck you' boots.
I even kept my steel toe-capped ones from when I used to dig shit up for a living.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)

marvellous
i might borrow them at some point if that's ok
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Size 7, black,
3000 year old dirt thrown in for free.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)

excellent
i can use the dirt to kick in the eyes of whomever i feel needs their nuts squashing with the toecaps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

I'm not sure I've read the question for a few months now.
Any good ones?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Dunno, I never check anymore.
I posted one line last week and made the Best Of, which is further proof, should it be required, that standards have fallen over there. Sad times.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

So you did.
Christmas/new year questions are always low-click.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)