Here I am.
I was about half-way between my house and the Post Office. I turned around and went home in a huff when I realised it was Sunday, and so they wouldn't be open to give me my parcel. I am a retard.

Your headache might go away if you stop banging your head against your monitor.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

but, but
it's my first flat screen and I can't work out how the little people fit in there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

They don't.
They hide behind it and poke their faces through.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I shouldn't have put it so close to the wall, then
those poor buggers must be crawling through the brickwork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I feel your pain
I forgot it was both a sunday and a bank holiday weekend and tried to find somewhere which would fix my car this morning, and only succeeded in making it more broken. I have to drive back to brum on tuesday, fuck only knows if I'll be able to.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Buggers. How frightfully annoying.
Do you have to be back at work on Tuesday then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

wednesday, technically
Cutting it rather fine if I can't get my car fixed on tuesday though, and I don't much fancy taking it on the M6 with a fucked accelerator..
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
Is it time to consider...*pause for dramatic incidental music*...the train?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Well, if needs must
It'd just be hugely inconvenient and expensive.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not to mention
Full of people. Dirty commoners.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

there is that too
I'd rather not mingle with use sweaty masses unless there is absolutely no other option..
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Not as big an retard as my brother
He got my Christmas present delivered under a joke name when he knew I wasn't there. So obviously the stern Depot lady wouldn't let me have the parcel since I couldn't provide ID for a person who doesn't exist. I even tried explaining what happened and she said something like "That's not a joke name, it's not funny."
(Charmander, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Her response made me laugh
(Though I'm sure you'd quite like to have your christmas present)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

can't you just call them to get it redelivered
then it doesn't matter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's been returned to sender
Only two weeks holding time and all that. I'll just have to shout at my brother until he can contact the guy again.
(Charmander, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)