Where are all you cunts?
and why do I have a headache?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:26, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RAH OUTDOORS
Hillwalking in the Cotswolds woo!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

you aren't allowed to be
all outdoorsy and healthy and be on here! I put it to you that you are just looking at a picture of the cotswolds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

It's a lovely view.
Stopped for coffee on a hill near Long Compton wishing I had my thermal trousers on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

alright Noel?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yeah man, I've got wicked hormones.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

are you a real woman, now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Next level ill shit.
You're into Dubstep, right? You heard Shackleton's FabricLive mix? It is very good indeed- all his own tracks. I've been digging Mount Kimbie as well lately.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Thanks for the tip, I'll get it tomorrow.
I'm thinking maybe I'll try and write some slow quirky bass and beats this month, listening to a whole bunch of dubstep looking for inspiration. It's brought out my inner junglist.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

OK
I'm a little jealous.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

watching Dr Who
struggling to get on b3tards? I found a pic for Monty.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

is it Bowie fucking a dog?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

see below my friend !

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I'm still in bed
I'm watching Freakazoid and in about 3 mins will try and find my diary.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

It might help to put a reminder to do so in your...oh, wait a minute.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I found it within a couple of seconds
finding a pen was more tricky. I'm upset I accidently put it in a slightly damp bag, the pages are a little crinkled already.

WELL THIS IS FASCINATING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I hate it when pages go crinkly.
It's even worse when they start sticking together...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Thank goodness they've not stuck together
then I would have cried. And bought a new one. For another ridiculous sum of money :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I had a new diary ages ago
The real new year starts in september
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

It's a moleskine
-strokes lovingly-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

ooo, nice
mine it a crappy 1.99 onefrom the works
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I thought I'd actually use it if it were one of those.
The colour of the pages...ooh lawdy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

there is something great about
new stationary. I just relished being able to use one of my gel pens I bought on a whim
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

New Muji pen.
Muji make excellent pens. I also rediscovered my fountain pen, exciting times!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

we used to have to use fountain pens
in junior school. I spent most of my time covered in ink
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I used one for the first 5 years of secondary school
then they changed "blue or black ink" to just "black ink" so I switched to rollerball.

My god I'm fascinating today.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

it's OK
it's all I can handle, today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My god I wish I could have seen Freakazoid! the first time round.
It's incredible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

what's that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Warner Brothers Cartoon
about a geek who gets sucked into the internet, loses his mind and becomes a blue-skinned shockheaded lunatic. Hilarity ensues. No, seriously.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)

oo, sounds cool
if it's ever on iplayer I might watch it. WOAH! I just realised I have a DVD player now, I could totally watch other things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It's all on youtube
www.youtube.com/user/Matuxmatux#grid/user/DA0A754903C2BA11
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

bookmarked
cheers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

The Island of Doctor Mystico has Tim Curry playing...Tim Curry
Dexter's Date has a 7 minute musical number ripping off "Hello Dolly", and Candlejack is just hilari
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Monty's wine cellar

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Is that 'cus he whined a lot?
geddit? wine? whine? geddit? geddit?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

wine kampf
would have been better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'm surprised it comes in anything other than white

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

That was a corker

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

comes from a good vintage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

happy new year gonz

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

why the hell does this exist?
well, I suppose the man was bitter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I only just noticed the Stalin bottle hiding amongst them

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

this makes more sense as a red

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm at work.
I just found out that a U2 tribute band have been booked for next week. This is truly bad as it means that I will have to be run over by a bus and be unable to work.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Hahahahahaha gutted

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Gutted doesn't even begin to describe
The heady mix of misery and white hot rage I'm feeling. I'm going to hide all the gig listings and force a junior barmaid to switch shifts with me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Well, if they're doing a 'tribute' to U2
Perhaps you should have a chat with them before they go on and do a 'tribute' to Alan Partridge. ("...and you just think 'Sunday! Bloody Sunday!'") See if that takes the wind out of their sails.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

If it's a tribute act
does that mean I can call kill Bono and his goblins and get away with it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I think it's still
illegal to kill non famous people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

What is it about you and buses?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Standard get out of work plan.
Looks accidental and everyone feels sorry for you. I am working on the assumption that I'm hard enough to survive being hit by a bus.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Yeah right, as if Heaton has buses.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Here I am.
I was about half-way between my house and the Post Office. I turned around and went home in a huff when I realised it was Sunday, and so they wouldn't be open to give me my parcel. I am a retard.

Your headache might go away if you stop banging your head against your monitor.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

but, but
it's my first flat screen and I can't work out how the little people fit in there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

They don't.
They hide behind it and poke their faces through.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I shouldn't have put it so close to the wall, then
those poor buggers must be crawling through the brickwork
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I feel your pain
I forgot it was both a sunday and a bank holiday weekend and tried to find somewhere which would fix my car this morning, and only succeeded in making it more broken. I have to drive back to brum on tuesday, fuck only knows if I'll be able to.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Buggers. How frightfully annoying.
Do you have to be back at work on Tuesday then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

wednesday, technically
Cutting it rather fine if I can't get my car fixed on tuesday though, and I don't much fancy taking it on the M6 with a fucked accelerator..
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
Is it time to consider...*pause for dramatic incidental music*...the train?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Well, if needs must
It'd just be hugely inconvenient and expensive.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not to mention
Full of people. Dirty commoners.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

there is that too
I'd rather not mingle with use sweaty masses unless there is absolutely no other option..
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Not as big an retard as my brother
He got my Christmas present delivered under a joke name when he knew I wasn't there. So obviously the stern Depot lady wouldn't let me have the parcel since I couldn't provide ID for a person who doesn't exist. I even tried explaining what happened and she said something like "That's not a joke name, it's not funny."
(Charmander, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Her response made me laugh
(Though I'm sure you'd quite like to have your christmas present)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

can't you just call them to get it redelivered
then it doesn't matter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's been returned to sender
Only two weeks holding time and all that. I'll just have to shout at my brother until he can contact the guy again.
(Charmander, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

At home
longing for a bacon sandwich.
You have a headache because you're a bad person. Actually I have one too so snap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

oh, man, I hadn't realised the link between
morality and health. So if I help an old lady across the road will it get better?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

This is entirely possible

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

while I'm there I think I'll swap
medication for charity standing orders.

We could totally fix the NHS this way!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

and cure poverty haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I've just woken up from a fifteen hour slumber.
*waves camply*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

like a tent in the breeze?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Like a row of pink tents in the breeze.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I've just woken up
I went to bed at 9, don't shout. /blerrrrgh
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

*Loudest Brian Blessed voice*
HIMJIM'S ALIVE?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

careful of my headache
you git!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'm going to blame it all on you
because I was at a party with your brethren last night...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I sure wish I could do this
Do people not mistake you for dead?

wait: you do mean 9pm, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

9.00AM
I started working yesterday at midday. Feel like someone's run me over.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

not even an all night disco party :(
drink tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Well, it sort of was
I was in a club. But I was working. I've started on the left over red bull and don't plan to leave my comfy chair till I at least have to get eggs.

How come you've got a headache?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

not really sure
I didn't drink last night, I slept OKish. I've have two cups of tea and it's not really fixing it. Perhaps I shouldn't be staring at a monitor, but I have work to do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

ALRIGHT HIMJIM
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

alright Lampito

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Alright Amberl
I've been doing nothing with my day. Still 8000 words to write. Fuck this shit. How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Good! I did a naughty and sent FHSP
a picture of the big gay party last night. She didn't reply :P

Edit: Oh ffs, she has. /not with it
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

She showed me.
She thought it might be Hoist. Was it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Nope, was a new venue for this one
Cable in London Bridge, which I fancy going back to sometime actually, really nice venue.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Cable. These poofs are becoming a little more imaginative in their namings.
One of my friends ended in the Fort, not knowing how he got there. We think he is severely closeted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Not even a gay club!
I thought the name was apt too :P

I don't he's closeted if he ends up there. Srsly, he's just saying that he doesn't remember because he saw someone he knew there :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Oh dear.
Drinks sometime soon yes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Bad AIDS

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)