Change this year- diet
I'm not even going to pretend to drink less though.

Also as to the family thing, I'm quite glad that I managed to elicit both disgust, slight amusement and minor incomprehension from my mother with the worst joke I've ever told.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tell it to us, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

It's really awful
What does the Yorkshire Ripper take to a picnic? A tart-en rug
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

that is pretty terrible

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

No apologies
I did actually think of a good joke but I'm saving it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I told my mum Jeffs Batman/T'Pau joke
she hit me round the back of the head with a roll of tinfoil.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

What is this joke?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Oh, erm, I can't remember exactly
but it was something along the lines of:
Batman and Robin are having a punch up with some bad guys in Batmans mansion. Batman grabs a vase and smashes it over a bad guys head, saying, T'PAU!
Don't you mean KAPOW?, asks Robin.
No, replies Batman. I had china in my hand.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

oh jesus christ

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

hehehehe
it's so awful it's great, isn't it?
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Pretty fucking good.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

You'd better thank Jeff for that one
I get the feeling he's underappreciated. Mind you, with puns like his it's not hard to see why.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I love Jeff.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

*Blushes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

That is almost a compliment berk.
Thanks!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Foiled!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Hello LOVELY!
how're you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

alright Poppet
I'm good. Started my diet now! How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

oooo how's it going? what sort of diet? You don't need to be on a diet you're gorgeous!!!
I'm tiiiiiiiired. On the couch. LOVE COUCHES.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

It's going okay
it's just a 'eat less food/no crisps/no sweets' kind of diet!

When do you set off then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

that's a bad kind.
Eat more meals, but make them smaller and lighter, and you can still eat a bit of junk and you'll still lose weight. :)

I go to Berlin on the 5th. WOO.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Nah I have to regulate myself
I find it difficult to stop when I start- I can't just have a few crisps or a piece of chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)