one who knows his internet wife all too well!
happy new year sexbomb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hi babe
Hope it was a good one. Mine was a bit tame, but then I was cuddling a very frightened tabby that doesn't like fireworks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

cotton wool in her ears maybe??
or would she hate that even more?

mine was great fun, thanks, although we had far too many babies in the house for my liking. the last few of us finished at about 6.30am. the children then got up at 7am. you don't know what hell is until you've had to sit through a magic show that makes tommy cooper look like david blaine after 30 mins sleep and a 13 hour drinking session...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Babies eh? Ghastly things.
My friends had their baby 3pm NYE. Right on schedule.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

they make too much noise when you have a hangover
and you just want to lie in your quiet comfortable bed with sweetly scented sheets being fed paracetamol and icy cold evian/diet coke at regular intervals. not watching a red cloth that is meant to turn blue stay resolutely red.

what did they have and are they going to name this one coloneldracula??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

What's that about cloths?
Have you gone mentaloid?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

A girl, but I don't think they were going to name it after me anyway (spoil sports)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

dracula is ALWAYS a good name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)