Yesterday I found out that I know how to pick a decent Christmas present

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I see no evidence of you knowing how to pick a decent christmas present.
As I am yet to receive one.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Patience, young Jedi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

it's not your nob in a bow is it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

nob special lightsaber
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Yes. A crossbow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

*nervously places apple atop head*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)

You think you're nervous.
I only have one shot at this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

There is nothing I can say to this.
So I will just have to keep quiet, after I've had a little cry.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Awesome!
Happy kid.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Cheers!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Yay!
You got your fort a daughter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I didn't know you got a free kid with it, I have to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)

She looks happy, I take it she was thrilled with what Santa left for her?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Definitely. Very happy about the reception.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Good stuff.
Glad to hear you've had a lot of fun with your fort!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Poor child barely got a look-in.
And I don't mean the magazine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Look out for Look-in, this week, and every week.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Oh I do.
But do I see one? No I do fucking well not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Shame.
This week there is a Jay Aston poster in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)

And a Metal Mickey badge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Ready steady are you set? For Metal Mickey!
He's the cutest robot yet, he's Metal Mickey!
He's a lot of fun (he's a lot of fun)
He weighs a half a ton (he weighs a half a ton)
He'll be your number one (he'll be your number one)
So look out! Look out! Here's Metal Mickey...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)

boogie boogie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I thought Metal Mickey was shit when I was a kid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Curse my expired subscription.
CURSE IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Never mind.
Amuse yourself by reading the problem page in your sisters copy of JustSeventeen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Dear Anita...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Was that her name?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Anita Naik

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Did you ever write to her?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Did I fuck!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Was that the crux of your letter?
Only to be told by Anita that holding a boys hand at the under 13's disco was somewhat different?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Phew, yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I wonder if any of the original letters are online anywhere?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

My mum chucked all my Just 17s out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Should have stuck 'em on ebay!
Someone would have bought them!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)