Morning Monty
as i've just said to a delivery man, "Merry...um...Happy...?"

and a "merry um happy" to you. Did Len like her fort?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

repost from last night:


EDIT Heap Um Merry to you too, Little Plum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Awesome!
that's made my day.

Hooray for living vicariously through my internet friends.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Is she trying to kick it apart?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yes.
I told her to pretend it was her mum's face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Corners on exterior towers?!
Didn't the designer read anything about proper defensive castle construction?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not sure pink is an accurate tile colour either.
It also seems a little small.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Which reminds me of
This scene from Zoolander. You probably won't like it as it was made after 1980 and is popular.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I have a copy of that at home that someone left at my house
Never watched it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Don't waste your fucking time
Ben Stiller is the main character in it, ergo it is shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I thought as much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I hate Ben Stiller as a rule
But I really love Zoolander.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I can't stand Zoolander, Something About Mary, Meet The Parents, etc
However, I really liked Night At The Museum, and he's good in Dodgeball too. I think it's when the entire focus of the film is on how much he can make people cringe, it's shit. That also goes for Ricky Gervais.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dodgeball's great too
But Meet the Parents was shit. I also hate Ricky Gervais quite a lot.
I think Zoolander worked for me because of the Stiller/Wilson banter, plus the scene with David Duchovny had me in stitches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

He hasn't even clicked the link
but he already hates it so much he set up a facebook group to get it banned for shitness.

Then he killed himself for setting up a facebook group.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)